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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Hairy Scrotum (ranked 302 p4p, 46 weight class) and Kagekatsu Uesugi (ranked 785 p4p, 109 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.



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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hairy Scrotum!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Kagekatsu Uesugi!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Marco Blurström.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Uesugi takes the fight into the clinch.
Uesugi is pushing Scrotum up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Uesugi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Uesugi swings wildly with an uppercut but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum blocks an uppercut.
Scrotum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Uesugi tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scrotum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scrotum lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Scrotum lands with a short shot to the head.
I was talking to Scrotum's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Uesugi is struggling to control the position.
Uesugi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Uesugi has a couple of punches blocked by Scrotum.
Scrotum lands a shoulder strike.
Scrotum tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Uesugi's elbow.
Scrotum has a couple of punches blocked by Uesugi.
Uesugi misses with the head strike.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Uesugi cracks Scrotum with a nice body shot.
Scrotum misses with some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Uesugi has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Scrotum seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Uesugi can turn it around.
Scrotum can't find room to land a body shot as Uesugi controls the action.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum blocks an uppercut.
Scrotum is leaning against Uesugi and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Uesugi.
A short right from Scrotum.
Uesugi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Uesugi lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Uesugi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Uesugi dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Uesugi makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Uesugi looking to slow down the pace here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Scrotum.
Uesugi can't find room to land a body shot as Scrotum controls the action.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Uesugi throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Scrotums head.
A short left from Uesugi.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Scrotum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Scrotum's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Uesugi is working Scrotum over against the cage.
Uesugi trying to stall but Scrotum improves his position.
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Uesugi.
Scrotum blocks a body shot from Uesugi.
Scrotum works on Uesugi's body with a couple of short punches.
Uesugi presses Scrotum against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Uesugi.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short right from Uesugi.
Scrotum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Scrotum.
Scrotum prevents a body shot from Uesugi.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uesugi lands a right hand.
Uesugi displaying some good clinch control by pressing Scrotum up against the cage.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uesugi tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scrotum blocking some punches.
Scrotum struggles to land a body shot inside as Uesugi controls his hands.
Uesugi misses with a short punch on the inside.
Uesugi has a couple of punches blocked by Scrotum.
Scrotum can't find room to land a body shot as Uesugi controls the action.
Uesugi taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Uesugi lands with a short shot to the head.
Scrotum being controlled against the cage.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Uesugi.
Uesugi softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Uesugi lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Uesugi stalling the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uesugi swings wildly with an uppercut but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uesugi blocks an uppercut.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Scrotum lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Scrotum takes a shot to the head.
Uesugi misses with a body punch.
A right hand to the body from Uesugi.
Uesugi lands a nice uppercut.
Uesugi tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Uesugi misses with a body punch.
Scrotum blocks a body shot from Uesugi.
Uesugi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Uesugi is trying to stall.
Still in the clinch, Uesugi scores with a nice short uppercut.
Uesugi lands a left hand.
Uesugi taking a breather.
Uesugi fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Uesugi tries to throw a body punch but Scrotum avoids it by throwing Uesugi back against the cage.
Uesugi tries to stall but Scrotum uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Scrotum misses with the head strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kagekatsu Uesugi dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.


Scrotum defending well as Uesugi loads up on a big left hand.
Uesugi jabs Scrotum right on the nose. Scrotum blinks but takes it well.
Scrotum getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A big left from Scrotum misses.
Uesugi walks into a straight right hand from Scrotum.
Scrotum tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Uesugi was well out of range. Poor timing from Scrotum.
Scrotum throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Scrotum throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Uesugi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Scrotum misses with a hook.
Uesugi looks like he wants to counter punch here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scrotum looks to land a left hand but Uesugi moved out of range nicely.
Uesugi throws a body shot but no joy.
Uesugi misses with a wild body shot.
Scrotum is looking to counter punch.
Scrotum misses with a hook. Uesugi ducked under it nicely.
Uesugi's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Scrotum connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Uesugi scrambles back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uesugi waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Scrotum.
The fighters circle momentarily. Uesugi darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Scrotum lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Scrotum missing with a left hand there. Uesugi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A jab from Scrotum misses.
Scrotum throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Scrotum blocks a jab.
The fighters circling - Scrotum throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Scrotum with a jab.
Scrotum throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Scrotum sets himself, and Uesugi steps forward looking for the clinch! Scrotum avoids it this time.

Scrotum moves into the clinch successfully.
A nice right hand lands inside from Uesugi.
Uesugi tries to throw a body punch but Scrotum avoids it by throwing Uesugi back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uesugi lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Scrotum.
Scrotum being controlled against the cage.
Uesugi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scrotum softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uesugi lands a body shot in the clinch.
Uesugi slowing the pace effectively.
Uesugi works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Uesugi lands a hook to the side of the head.
Scrotum misses with the head strike.
Uesugi taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Kagekatsu Uesugi seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Uesugi lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Scrotum pushes Uesugi back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Uesugi struggles to land a body shot inside as Scrotum controls his hands.
A right hand to the body from Uesugi.
Uesugi tries to work over Scrotum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A short right from Uesugi on the inside.
Uesugi has a couple of punches blocked by Scrotum.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uesugi softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum scores with a shoulder strike.
Scrotum throws a head punch that misses.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Uesugi struggles to land a body shot inside as Scrotum controls his hands.
Uesugi is trying to stall.
Scrotum tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Uesugi's elbow.
Uesugi taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Uesugi tries to stall but Scrotum uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Scrotum doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Uesugi scores with a shot to the side of Scrotum's head.
A short right from Scrotum.
Scrotum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scrotum lands a nice shot to the body.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scrotum lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nice body punch from Scrotum - that landed with a thud.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum pushes Uesugi back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Uesugi is breathing heavily.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from Uesugi fails to land.
A short left from Scrotum.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Uesugi.
Uesugi blocking some punches.
Uesugi blocks a body shot from Scrotum.
Uesugi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Uesugi pressing his opponent against the cage.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum lands a hook that snaps the head of Uesugi backwards.
Uesugi blocking some punches.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Scrotum tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Scrotum blocks a body shot from Uesugi.
Uesugi blocking some punches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hairy Scrotum dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action!


Uesugi lands a nice looking body shot.
Uesugi lands with a hook. Scrotum tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Uesugi misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Scrotum.
Scrotum fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Uesugi manages to avoid it.
Scrotum throws out a loose jab but Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uesugi swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Scrotum dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Uesugi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Scrotum throws a right and a left that both miss.
Uesugi connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scrotum swings for the body but Uesugi moves out of range.
Uesugi throws an overhand right that lands on Scrotum's shoulder, as Scrotum tries to avoid the shot.
Uesugi throws a looping overhand right but Scrotum ducks down to avoid it.
Uesugi moves out of range of the strikes.
Uesugi looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scrotum throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Scrotum avoids the body shot from Uesugi.
Nice uppercut there from Scrotum.
Uesugi tries to close the distance and clinch but Scrotum swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Scrotum jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Scrotum throws the left hand but Uesugi avoids the punch easily.
Uesugi ducks under a wild hook from Scrotum.
Scrotum misses with an uppercut
and Uesugi counters with a stiff right hand.
Scrotum throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Uesugi avoids the body shot from Scrotum.
Uesugi defending well as Scrotum loads up on a big left hand.
Scrotum throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Uesugi slips a jab from Scrotum.
Uesugi steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Scrotum.
Uesugi misses with a straight left.
Scrotum misses with a lunging right hand
and Uesugi counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Uesugi lands with a good body shot.
Uesugi moves away from the strike by Scrotum.
Uesugi slips a jab from Scrotum.
Uesugi doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Scrotum connects with a crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Uesugi steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Scrotum.
Uesugi wants to counter the offense by Scrotum and move into the clinch position.

Uesugi gets a clinch.
Uesugi scores with a shoulder strike.
Uesugi tries to stall but Scrotum uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Uesugi's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Scrotum throws a head punch that misses.
Uesugi lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Scrotum backwards.
A nice left hand lands by Scrotum.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum lands with a light punch inside.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Uesugi lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Uesugi misses with a punch on the inside.
Uesugi will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Scrotum up against the cage.
Scrotum has a couple of punches blocked by Uesugi.
Uesugi tries to work over Scrotum's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Scrotum lands an uppercut.
Uesugi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Uesugi blocking some punches.
Uesugi working aggressively here.
Scrotum blocks an uppercut.
Uesugi trying to stall but Scrotum improves his position.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
A short right from Scrotum.
Uesugi misses with the head strike.
Uesugi working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Uesugi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Uesugi misses with a punch on the inside.
Scrotum misses with the head strike.
Uesugi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Uesugi misses with the head strike.
Scrotum prevents a body shot from Uesugi.
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Uesugi.
Uesugi prevents a body shot from Scrotum.
Uesugi scores with a shoulder strike.
Scrotum blocks a body shot from Uesugi.
A hook to the body from Uesugi.
Uesugi throws a punch but it's blocked by Scrotum.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scrotum scores with a shot to the side of Uesugi's head.
Uesugi lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Scrotum.
Uesugi is stalling here.
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Uesugi.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Hairy Scrotum did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.



Scrotum has taken the fight to the clinch.
Scrotum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Uesugi has a couple of punches blocked by Scrotum.
Uesugi tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Uesugi stalling.
Uesugi blocking some punches.
Uesugi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Uesugi.
Uesugi blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Scrotum doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Uesugi blocking some punches.
Uesugi misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Uesugi misses with some punches.
Uesugi blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Uesugi tries to throw a body punch but Scrotum avoids it by throwing Uesugi back against the cage.
Uesugi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Scrotum's elbow.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Scrotum misses with a hook to the ribs.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uesugi lands an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from Scrotum.
Uesugi is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Scrotum lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Scrotum goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Uesugi.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uesugi has a couple of punches blocked by Scrotum.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Scrotum scores with a nice hook to the head.
Uesugi lands a left hand that snaps the head of Scrotum backwards.
Scrotum misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum blocking some punches.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scrotum lands with a short shot to the head.
A short right from Scrotum.
Uesugi working aggressively here.
Uesugi displaying some good clinch control by pressing Scrotum up against the cage.
Scrotum lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Uesugi lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Uesugi lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Uesugi.
A nice left hand lands by Uesugi.
Uesugi stalling the fight.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Uesugi effectively controlling the action here.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uesugi slowing the pace effectively.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Uesugi.
Scrotum gets through Uesugi's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Uesugi misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short right from Scrotum on the inside.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Scrotum.
Scrotum tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Uesugi's elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Scrotum.
Uesugi lands a hook to the side of the head.
Scrotum prevents a body shot from Uesugi.
Scrotum misses with a hook to the ribs.
Scrotum tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Scrotum fails to land.
Uesugi goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Scrotum.
Scrotum misses with a punch to the body.
Scrotum stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Uesugi.
Uesugi is looking to control Scrotum's arms but Scrotum gets an underhook and turns him. Now Uesugi has his back to the cage.
Scrotum swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scrotum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Scrotum.
Scrotum lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Uesugi backwards.
Scrotum throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Scrotum.
Uesugi tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Scrotum's elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Scrotum.
Uesugi blocking some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Uesugi creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Scrotum misses with a short punch on the inside.
Uesugi stalling in the clinch but Scrotum improves position.
Scrotum lands a left hand.
Scrotum has a couple of punches blocked by Uesugi.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uesugi lands a left hand.
Scrotum doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Scrotum throws a punch but it's blocked by Uesugi.
Uesugi throws a head punch that misses.
Scrotum lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Scrotum lands with a light punch inside.
Uesugi gets through Scrotum's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Scrotum misses with the head strike.
Uesugi throws a punch but it's blocked by Scrotum.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hairy Scrotum had his way with Kagekatsu Uesugi in that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!


Uesugi takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Uesugi ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Uesugi takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Uesugi ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Uesugi throws out a loose jab but Scrotum uses good head movement to avoid it.
Uesugi connects with a body shot that sends Scrotum's belly button to the back.
Uesugi moves out of range of the strikes.
Scrotum has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Uesugi finds it's way round the side to connect with Scrotum's head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circling - Uesugi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Scrotum misses with a hook. Uesugi ducked under it nicely.
Uesugi wants to counter the offense by Scrotum and move into the clinch position.
Scrotum moves away from the strike by Uesugi.
Uesugi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Scrotum.
Uesugi uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Scrotum.
Uesugi tries to counter with a clinch but Scrotum shakes him off and moves away.
Scrotum misses with a hook.
Scrotum connects with a jab.
Scrotum misses with a looping left.
Hairy Scrotum is winning the standup battle so far.
Scrotum throws a right and a left that Uesugi avoids nicely.
Uesugi moves out of range of the strikes.
Scrotum throws a right hand that misses
and Uesugi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Uesugi walks into a straight right hand from Scrotum.
Scrotum works Uesugi's body with a nice hook.
Scrotum throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Nice shot lands for Uesugi.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Scrotum.
Uesugi fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Scrotum looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Scrotum looks to score with a jab to the body but Uesugi is just out of range.
Scrotum throws an off balance right hand
and Uesugi counters with a nice body shot.
Uesugi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Scrotum moves away.
Uesugi with a jab.
Uesugi takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Uesugi moves out of range of the strikes.
Scrotum pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

Scrotum instigates a clinch.
Uesugi lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Scrotum goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Uesugi misses with a punch on the inside.
Kagekatsu Uesugi has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Uesugi doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Scrotum misses with a body punch.
Scrotum lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Scrotum swings wildly with an uppercut but Uesugi uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scrotum blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Scrotum misses with some punches.
Scrotum tries to throw a body punch but Uesugi avoids it by throwing Scrotum back against the cage.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
Hairy Scrotum is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Uesugi swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Scrotum fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Uesugi misses with a punch on the inside.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Uesugi.
Scrotum throws a head punch that misses.
Scrotum lands a hook to the side of the head.
Uesugi lands a left hand.
Uesugi is leaning against Scrotum and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scrotum blocks a body shot from Uesugi.
Scrotum working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Uesugi prevents a body shot from Scrotum.
Scrotum working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Scrotum misses with the head strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Uesugi misses with a punch on the inside.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Scrotum misses with a punch on the inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Scrotum working aggressively here.
Scrotum blocks a body shot from Uesugi.
A hook to the body from Uesugi.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Uesugi misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scrotum blocking some punches.
The referee calls for Uesugi to work.
Scrotum misses with some punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Hairy Scrotum.
Well Scrotum has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 49:46
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 47:48
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 49:46

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Hairy Scrotum!

Hairy Scrotum retains his welterweight title!
Hairy Scrotum very nearly forgot to thank Green Machine Nutritional Supplements amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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G S C G energy
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hype
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pop
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