PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zaurbek Akhmedov (ranked 6341 p4p, 582 weight class) and Remove Kebab (ranked 5188 p4p, 510 weight class). Akhmedov kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Bullet For My Valentine - Scream Aim Fire. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Akhmedov
vs
Kebab

190 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Determined

Bank of noobs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Zaurbek Akhmedov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Remove Kebab!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kebab moves to clinch but Akhmedov breaks away

and Akhmedov counters with a big uppercut that knocks Kebab off his feet! Akhmedov dives into side control looking to finish!

Kebab is rocked!

It looks like Remove Kebab has been cut.
Akhmedov lands some shots froms side control.
Kebab is still in real trouble! Can Akhmedov finish him?
Kebab trying to remain calm as Akhmedov controls from the top position.
Kebab is trying to get back to half guard.
Akhmedov cracks Kebab with an elbow. That is naaassty.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
Kebab seems to have recovered his senses.
Kebab can't do much from the bottom here.
Akhmedov landing strikes.
Akhmedov is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Akhmedov has control of an arm but Kebab manages to advance to Akhmedov's back!
Kebab avoiding Akhmedov 's attempts to control his hands.
Kebab tries to get the hooks in deep but Akhmedov pushed the leg off.
Kebab gets his hands free as Akhmedov looks to control.
Akhmedov trying to get back to his feet but Kebab is in full control for now.
Akhmedov staying busy and making it hard for Kebab to control.
Akhmedov wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kebab misses with an elbow to the head.
Akhmedov looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Akhmedov rolls, trying to escape but Kebab keeps control of the position.
Akhmedov wants to get back to his feet.
A lull in the action here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Kebab looking to break Akhmedov's wrist control so he can sink in the choke. Akhmedov remaining controlled and patient though - he really has to keep calm otherwise Kebab will wrap this one up with the rear naked choke!
Kebab looks winded!
A lull in the action here.
Akhmedov is trying to get back to his feet but Kebab has full control of the position and if anything, Akhmedov has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Kebab is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Akhmedov wants to escape the position.

Kebab is persistently looking for the submission but Akhmedov is defending it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Kebab's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Kebab not allowing Akhmedov to control his hands.
Kebab keeps control of the position as Akhmedov tries to break free.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Akhmedov trying to control the hands but Kebab won't let him.
Akhmedov can't escape the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zaurbek Akhmedov dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Remove Kebab's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Akhmedov works the jab nicely.
Akhmedov cracks Kebab with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Remove Kebab is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Akhmedov lunges in with a left hook that violently twists Kebab head around and knocks him out cold! Akhmedov hops onto the cage and yells out at the top of his lungs - Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah! They're showing the replay on the big screens now; that was nasty! I hope one of the photographers got a good shot of it.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zaurbek Akhmedov!
A victorious Zaurbek Akhmedov thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.