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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Noam Chomsky (ranked 9607 p4p, 0 weight class) and Four Loko (ranked 2516 p4p, 0 weight class). Chomsky comes to the cage accompanied by System Of A Down BYOB. The crowd seem to be enjoying Loko's choice of entrance music: marry yourdaughter. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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177 lbs
28 - 20 - 0 |
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185 cm
47
170 lbs
48 - 36 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
28 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Noam Chomsky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
48 - 36 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Four Loko!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loko throws a head kick that misses.
Chomsky seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Sloppy strikes from Loko. Those never looked like landing.
Loko uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chomsky.
Nice defenses there by Chomsky.
Loko throws a right and a left that both miss.
Chomsky takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Four Loko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Chomsky goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Chomsky lands a slapping body shot.
A swing and a miss from Loko.
Chomsky looks to land a left hand but Loko moved out of range nicely.
Loko scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Chomsky moves out of range as Loko throws a body kick.
Chomsky tries to move into range but Loko moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Loko!
Loko misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Chomsky.
Loko throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Chomsky getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chomsky throws a series of punches but Loko avoids them all with ease.
Chomsky staying out of range there.
Chomsky throws a low kick but it's checked well by Loko.
Loko rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Chomsky moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Chomsky dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Loko. That did some damage!
Loko looks to score with a jab to the body but Chomsky is just out of range.
Chomsky waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Loko.
Chomsky thows a left - swing and a miss!
A left and a right from Loko both land. Nice combination.
Loko misses with an attempted mid kick.
Chomsky scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Chomsky lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Loko tries a low kick but Chomsky avoids it.
Chomsky tries to counter by clinching up but Loko breaks away and moves out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Good work by Loko as he checks the leg kick.
Loko tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chomsky checks a low kick from Loko.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loko fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Loko connects with a solid leg kick.
Loko throws a sloppy head kick and Chomsky moves out of range easily.
Chomsky wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Loko throws a right hand that Chomsky ducks under and follows up with a left that Chomsky also avoids with ease.
Loko throws a right hand that Chomsky ducks under and follows up with a left that Chomsky also avoids with ease.
Chomsky closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Loko did well to prevent Chomsky getting side control.
Loko looks winded!
Chomsky lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Loko makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Loko.
Chomsky pushing down on Loko's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chomsky not doing much here.
Loko looking for subs from the bottom but Chomsky mounts him!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loko working to try and regain half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Loko is squirming around, avoiding Chomsky's attempts to control the action.
Loko tries to reverse the position but Chomsky maintains control.
Chomsky looking to control but Loko is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Loko is desperately trying to improve his position but Chomsky has a good base and remains in mount.
Chomsky can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Loko is looking to escape.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Loko tries to reverse the position but Chomsky maintains control.
Chomsky controlling from mount.
Loko is squirming around, avoiding Chomsky's attempts to control the action.
Chomsky dominating with strikes here.
Loko is desperately trying to improve his position but Chomsky has a good base and remains in mount.
Chomsky tries to control but Loko wriggling away.
A nice elbow there by Chomsky.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Four Loko will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Chomsky takes one to the chin there.
Loko lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Four Loko seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Chomsky slips a jab from Loko.
Loko tries a head kick but it misses.
Four Loko is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Loko misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Loko takes a swing at Chomsky's ribcage but misses.
Chomsky tries to work over Loko's front leg with a kick but Loko checks it.
Chomsky swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Loko is pawing at Chomsky, trying to feel the distance before throwing out a cross that crashes into Chomsky's nose. Chomsky is badly hurt! Loko pounces, throwing wild strikes as both fighters end up on the ground! Chomsky tries desperately to hold on but Loko is relentless in his assault! As Chomsky receives an ever increasing number of unanswered strikes the referee pulls Loko away and this one is in the books!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Four Loko!
Four Loko decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Noam Chomsky spoke after the fight, saying 'If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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