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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Ragnar Hjelmslev (ranked 9351 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simon Morgan (ranked 2990 p4p, 0 weight class). Hjelmslev comes to the cage accompanied by I Touch Myself. Morgan comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Sherry Monocle kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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180 lbs
26 - 28 - 0 |
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43
171 lbs
30 - 19 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ragnar Hjelmslev!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 19 - 0, fighting out of London, Simon Morgan!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Stewart Dunkirk and Gwen Towbar.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hjelmslev misses the shot to the body.
Hjelmslev keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Hjelmslev throws an overhand right that lands on Morgan's shoulder, as Morgan tries to avoid the shot.
Morgan shapes to counter with a head kick.
Hjelmslev throws out a loose jab but Morgan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hjelmslev takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
A punch combination from Morgan misses.
Hjelmslev fails to land with a series of punches.
Morgan keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Morgan plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Hjelmslev uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Morgan slips under a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Morgan throws a right and a left that both miss.
Morgan connects with a body shot.
Morgan scoring well with a low kick there.
Morgan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Some wild striking there from Morgan.
Morgan lands a big right hook! Hjelmslev looks hurt but is still standing! Morgan lands a left jab and another right hook! This time Hjelmslev falls down and Morgan dives in with a huge hammer fist! Hjelmslev's eyes roll back! The referee calls for the bell and Morgan runs up the cage to celebrate with his fans!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Simon Morgan!
Our winner, Simon Morgan, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Ragnar Hjelmslev spoke after the fight, saying 'Well that about sucks. Fuck that shit, I quit this human punching bag rap. Guess that porn star thing will come in handy as a new career.'.
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