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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ivar The Boneless (ranked 8459 p4p, 231 weight class) and Theodore Van Anderson (ranked 5461 p4p, 166 weight class). Van Anderson has chosen Ain't my bitch as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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285 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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199 cm
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300 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ivar The Boneless!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Theodore Van Anderson!
The judges for this bout are Summer Carpenter, Ben Hemmingworth and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Boneless lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The Boneless is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Van Anderson.
Van Anderson throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling The Boneless to counter with a crisp jab.
The Boneless cracks Van Anderson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Van Anderson walks into a jab.
The Boneless blocks a jab.
The Boneless seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Van Anderson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A nice leg kick lands there from Van Anderson.
The Boneless uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Van Anderson has time to react.
Van Anderson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Van Anderson rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Van Anderson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A jab from The Boneless finds it's way through Van Anderson's defenses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Van Anderson moves forwards but The Boneless connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Theodore Van Anderson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A right-left combo lands from The Boneless.
Van Anderson defending well as The Boneless loads up on a big left hand.
The Boneless is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
The Boneless waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Van Anderson.
Van Anderson slips under a jab from The Boneless.
Van Anderson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Boneless.
Van Anderson drops down looking to force a counter takedown but The Boneless defends it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Anderson misses with a hook
and The Boneless cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Van Anderson misses with a jab, cross combination.
The Boneless connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Van Anderson's hands.
Van Anderson misses the shot to the body.
Jab from The Boneless.
Decent striking displayed by The Boneless there.
The Boneless stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Van Anderson.
Van Anderson misses with a shot to the body
and The Boneless counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Van Anderson lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and The Boneless has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from The Boneless and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The Boneless throws the left hand but Van Anderson avoids the punch easily.
The Boneless scores with a hook to the body. Van Anderson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Van Anderson misses with a few strikes there.
The Boneless is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Van Anderson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A cross from The Boneless lands.
The Boneless throws a shot from downtown. Van Anderson moves away and avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Anderson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Van Anderson throws a poor cross that misses
and The Boneless cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Van Anderson throws a right hand that The Boneless ducks under and follows up with a left that The Boneless also avoids with ease.
The Boneless throws a hook but Van Anderson avoids it easily.
The Boneless dips to his left and cracks Van Anderson with an uppercut!
The Boneless misses with a right hand
and Van Anderson counters with a head kick.
The fighters circling - The Boneless throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The Boneless takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
It looks like Ivar The Boneless has been cut.
The Boneless closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Van Anderson fails to land with a series of punches.
The Boneless swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Boneless throws a good cross that connects.
A low kick from Van Anderson is predictable there
and The Boneless makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The Boneless definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Van Anderson misses with a head kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Boneless ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Boneless lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
The Boneless scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The Boneless checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Van Anderson throws a head kick but The Boneless moves out of range.
The Boneless uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Van Anderson.
The Boneless lands a right hook to the body.
Van Anderson looks to land a combination but The Boneless avoids it well.
Van Anderson takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Van Anderson misses with a double jab
and Van Anderson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Boneless scores with a hook to the body. Van Anderson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Boneless closes the distance and lands a one-two.
The Boneless scores with a jab to the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for The Boneless. That snapped Van Anderson's head back.
The Boneless could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
The Boneless lands with a cross.
Some wild striking there from Van Anderson.
The Boneless dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Van Anderson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Boneless lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Van Anderson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The Boneless lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Boneless throws an overhand right that lands on Van Anderson's shoulder, as Van Anderson tries to avoid the shot.
Van Anderson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Boneless throws a jab but it's blocked by Van Anderson.
Van Anderson feints the counter takedown.
The Boneless cracks Van Anderson with a right hand to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ivar The Boneless dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Ivar The Boneless's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
The Boneless uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Van Anderson has time to react.
Van Anderson takes a swing at The Boneless's ribcage but misses.
The Boneless tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A big left from The Boneless misses.
A combination from Van Anderson does no damage.
Theodore Van Anderson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Boneless thuds a left hand into Van Anderson's body.
The Boneless paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The Boneless missing with a left hand there. Van Anderson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Boneless scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Van Anderson will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Boneless.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Van Anderson might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, The Boneless has got the better of the exchanges.
Van Anderson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Van Anderson misses with a right hand
and The Boneless counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Boneless tests Van Anderson's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The Boneless moves away from the strike by Van Anderson.
Van Anderson tries to move into range but The Boneless moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The Boneless ducks under a wild hook from Van Anderson.
An attempted straight right counter from The Boneless misses the target.
Van Anderson takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Van Anderson misses with a leg kick
and Van Anderson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Boneless misses the jab.
Van Anderson throws a body shot but no joy.
Ivar The Boneless is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice straight punches there by The Boneless. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Boneless.
Van Anderson walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Van Anderson throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling The Boneless to counter with a crisp jab.
The Boneless looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
The Boneless scores with a jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Boneless connects with a body shot.
The Boneless is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Van Anderson can do to turn this around?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Van Anderson takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The Boneless defending well as Van Anderson loads up on a big left hand.
Van Anderson takes one on the button.
The Boneless scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Good shot there by The Boneless.
Van Anderson walks into a left hand.
Van Anderson misses with a wild body shot.
Van Anderson takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Van Anderson listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Van Anderson moves forwards but The Boneless connects with a nice, crisp jab.
The Boneless is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
The Boneless slips a straight right by Van Anderson.
Van Anderson throws a shot from downtown. The Boneless moves away and avoids it.
Van Anderson moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Van Anderson cracks The Boneless with a right hand to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Boneless moves away from the strike by Van Anderson.
The Boneless lands a nice looking body shot.
The Boneless throws a hook to the side of Van Anderson's head but Van Anderson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A jab from Van Anderson misses.
Nice uppercut lands for The Boneless. That snapped Van Anderson's head back.
Van Anderson looks to land a body kick but The Boneless moved away.
The Boneless scores with a hook.
The Boneless misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Van Anderson.
Van Anderson lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Van Anderson misses with a hook. The Boneless ducked under it nicely.
The Boneless throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Van Anderson misses with a hook
and The Boneless counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Boneless lands with an uppercut that bounces Van Anderson off the cage and back into range.
Van Anderson looks to land a right hand but The Boneless moved out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Boneless uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Van Anderson.
The Boneless uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Van Anderson.
The Boneless fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Van Anderson on the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Boneless scores with a nice head shot.
The Boneless scores with a one two! Van Anderson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The Boneless lands a two punch combo.
Van Anderson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and The Boneless connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Van Anderson throws a head kick but The Boneless moves out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Van Anderson 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Van Anderson has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Van Anderson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Boneless sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Van Anderson tries to move into range but The Boneless moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The Boneless ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Good exchange - The Boneless coming out on top.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ivar The Boneless dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ivar The Boneless's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Van Anderson throws a head kick but The Boneless moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from The Boneless.
The Boneless lands a lovely overhand right.
The Boneless scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
The Boneless lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The Boneless scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The Boneless lands with a shot to the body.
Van Anderson looks to land a right hand but The Boneless moved out of range.
The Boneless lands a nice hook to Van Anderson's body. Van Anderson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The Boneless fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Van Anderson on the side of the head.
The Boneless scores with a body shot.
Van Anderson lands with a cross.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Van Anderson throws a series of punches but The Boneless avoids them all with ease.
The Boneless slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Van Anderson lands with a kick to the ribs.
The Boneless darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
The Boneless uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Van Anderson.
The Boneless misses with a few strikes there.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Van Anderson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and The Boneless counters with a nice uppercut.
The Boneless connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A right-left combo lands from The Boneless.
Van Anderson shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
The fighters circle momentarily. The Boneless darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
A jab from Van Anderson misses.
Van Anderson moves out of range of the strikes.
The Boneless lands with a nice body punch.
The Boneless scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A telegraphed right hand from The Boneless misses the target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Boneless lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The Boneless tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Van Anderson was well out of range. Poor timing from The Boneless.
Van Anderson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Boneless checks a leg kick.
Van Anderson takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The Boneless slips under a jab.
It looked like The Boneless was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
The Boneless throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Van Anderson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jab by The Boneless.
Van Anderson misses with the combination.
The Boneless swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Van Anderson.
Van Anderson chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Van Anderson swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and The Boneless connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Van Anderson misses with a looping right.
The Boneless cracks Van Anderson with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A slow jab from Van Anderson misses its intended target.
Van Anderson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
The Boneless comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The Boneless moves out of range as Van Anderson strikes.
Van Anderson with a hook.
The Boneless lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Van Anderson throws an off balance right hand
and The Boneless makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
A punch combination from Van Anderson misses.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Boneless.
The Boneless stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Boneless slips a jab and a cross from Van Anderson.
Van Anderson drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Donk. The Boneless catches Van Anderson right on the button with a cross.
The Boneless's jab looks to have found its range, popping Van Anderson under the eye.
The Boneless looks to land a combination. Van Anderson sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The Boneless with a hook.
The Boneless scores with a crisp jab that stopped Van Anderson in his tracks.
Theodore Van Anderson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The Boneless connects with a body shot.
The Boneless throws a series of strikes that have Van Anderson backpedaling.
The Boneless stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
The Boneless lands a nice looking body shot.
Van Anderson throws a low kick but The Boneless moves out of range easily.
A lazy left from The Boneless finds it's target.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ivar The Boneless showed his dominance in that final round.
Well The Boneless has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ivar The Boneless!
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RATING
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