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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crotch Grabber (ranked 752 p4p, 77 weight class) and Jon Umber (ranked 22625 p4p, 721 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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275 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class MT
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Crotch Grabber!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Umber!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Umber misses with a combination
and Grabber counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Umber throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Grabber wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Umber misses with a hook. Grabber ducked under it nicely.
Umber swings for the body but Grabber moves out of range.
Umber walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Umber fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Grabber slips under a jab from Umber.
Grabber cracks Umber with a good jab.
Umber misses with a looping left.
Grabber is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Umber's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Grabber connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Umber scrambles back to his feet.
Umber ducks into an uppercut from Grabber and that's knocked him out cold! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crotch Grabber!
Crotch Grabber very nearly forgot to thank WarHorse Fightwear amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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