PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Gonza (ranked 438 p4p, 40 weight class) and Wolfhelm Toten (ranked 821 p4p, 85 weight class). Gonza kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Mononoke Hime. Captain Gonza is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Gonza
vs
Toten

192 cm
22
231 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

194 cm
22
240 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Captain Gonza!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wolfhelm Toten!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Matti Vanhoillinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Toten ducks right into an uppercut from Gonza.
Toten takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Gonza looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Toten throws a big shot that misses.
Toten steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gonza.
Gonza bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Toten's head backwards.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Gonza swings for the body but Toten moves out of range.
Gonza misses with a low kick.
Captain Gonza seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gonza throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gonza pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Gonza buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Toten cracks Gonza with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Toten tests Gonza's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Gonza does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Gonza misses the jab.
Gonza throws a monster overhand right that drops Toten! Gonza follows up with more strikes from mount and the fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Captain Gonza!
Captain Gonza retains his heavyweight title!
Captain Gonza spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.