PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Abdel Mumu (ranked 1084 p4p, 135 weight class) and Danny Fuckboi (ranked 2761 p4p, 298 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Mumu
vs
Fuckboi

175 cm
21
169 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

198 cm
27
163 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Abdel Mumu!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Danny Fuckboi!
The judges for this bout are Ben Zyskovitsi, Marco Blurström and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuckboi throws a shot from downtown. Mumu moves away and avoids it.
Danny Fuckboi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A chopping leg kick lands by Mumu.
Fuckboi closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Abdel Mumu has been cut.
Mumu lands a body shot.
Fuckboi goes for a double leg but Mumu avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Mumu continues to drive forward.
It looked like Mumu wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Mumu tries to score a power double leg takedown but Fuckboi sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Mumu somewhat.
Fuckboi is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Mumu pushes Fuckboi up against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mumu digs a right hand underneath Fuckboi's ribcage. Fuckboi let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Mumu working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Mumu lands a left hand that snaps the head of Fuckboi backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Mumu jumps guard and drags Fuckboi to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Fuckboi trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Mumu looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.

Fuckboi is sitting in close to Mumu's body. Mumu has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Fuckboi is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Fuckboi is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Mumu.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Abdel Mumu!
Abdel Mumu retains his lightweight title!
A relieved looking Abdel Mumu thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.