PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pikey Chav (ranked 538 p4p, 92 weight class) and Clifton Von Lee (ranked 569 p4p, 97 weight class). Chav comes into the arena with Shamrock blaring out of the sound system. Von Lee comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Day of Anger kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Chav
vs
Von Lee

187 cm
25
212 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

190 cm
31
210 lbs
19 - 14 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter

Sin City Allstars

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Pikey Chav!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 14 - 1, fighting out of London, Clifton Von Lee!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Lee uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Chav.
Von Lee let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Von Lee scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A low kick from Chav misses
and Von Lee counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

It looks like Pikey Chav has been cut.
Chav throws a leg kick but Von Lee sees it coming and moves out of range.
Chav ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Von Lee moves away.
Von Lee is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Chav with a body shot.
Chav throws a series of punches but Von Lee moves out of range.
Chav bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Von Lee's head backwards.
Chav shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
It seemed like Von Lee was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Chav throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Von Lee walks into a left hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chav misses the body punch
and Von Lee counters with a nice uppercut.
Chav throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Chav misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Von Lee.
Chav throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Chav takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Von Lee ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Chav moves away.
Von Lee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Chav manages to avoid it.
Chav tried to counter with a leg kick but Von Lee avoided it.
Chav throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Von Lee counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Von Lee trying to control but Chav is working from the bottom.
Von Lee advances position into side control!
Chav tries to bench press Von Lee off him but Von Lee keeps the position.
Chav wants to control but Von Lee postures up.
Von Lee misses with the ground and pound.
Chav tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Von Lee taking a breather here.
Chav sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Von Lee lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Chav wants to control but Von Lee is keeping busy.

Chav has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for Von Lee. Oh but Chav has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! Von Lee goes limp - he's gone! Chav jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Pikey Chav!
Pikey Chav seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.