PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simon Seis (ranked 5723 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poopy Face (ranked 5626 p4p, 625 weight class). Poopy Face will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Seis
vs
Face

180 cm
24
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
24
220 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Inexperienced

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Simon Seis!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Poopy Face!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, William Gold and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Face looks to land a right hand but Seis moved out of range.
Seis misses with a low kick as Face jumps back.
Face looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Face goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

It looks like Simon Seis has been cut.
Seis tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Face is able to avoid easily.
Face cracks Seis with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Seis attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Simon Seis seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Face throws a right and a left that Seis avoids nicely.

Seis instigates a clinch.
Seis letting Face take a breather here.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Seis just misses with a elbow thrown towards Face's brow.
Seis comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Face avoids the elbow strike from Seis, against the cage.
Seis has Face pressed against the cage, preventing Face from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Seis dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Seis misses with an elbow strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Face scores with a nice hook to the head.
Face on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Seis is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Face is keeping busy.
Seis creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Face's defenses.
Seis missing with knees to the body.
Seis will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Face up against the cage.
Face lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Face avoids the elbow strike from Seis, against the cage.
Face blocks the elbow strike.
Seis blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Face doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face blocks the elbow strike.
Face leaning his opponent against the cage.
Seis throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Seis blocks a body shot from Face.
Face blocks the elbow strike.
Seis throws an elbow that misses.
Seis missing with knees to the body.
Face scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Face has Seis pressed against the cage.
Seis lands a nice elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Seis lands an elbow inside that Face shrugs off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face misses with a body punch.
Seis blocks a body shot from Face.
Seis lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Seis just misses with a elbow thrown towards Face's brow.
Face blocks an elbow strike from Seis.
Face tries to work over Seis's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Seis throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Face stalling against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Face as the two fighters clinch.
Face misses with a body punch.
Face goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Face dodges an elbow strike from Seis.
Seis throws an elbow but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seis pressing his opponent against the cage.
Face lands a shot to the body.
Face effectively controlling the action here.
Face avoids the elbow strike from Seis, against the cage.
With the fighters up against the cage, Seis throws an elbow but misses.
Seis avoiding damage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Seis throws an elbow but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Simon Seis will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Simon Seis's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Face throws a right and a left that both miss.
Seis wants to clinch.
Poopy Face is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Seis misses with a low kick.
Face lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Seis circles away quickly and effectively.
A chopping leg kick lands by Seis.
A low kick from Seis misses
letting Face counter with a right hand.
Seis swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Seis could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Seis tries to close the distance and clinch up but Face swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Face circles away from the clinch attempt.

Seis closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Seis is looking to control Face's arms but Face gets an underhook and turns him. Now Seis has his back to the cage.
Face managing to block the knees to the body from Seis.
A right hook to the body lands for Face.
Face is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Face is leaning against Seis and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Face working hard to break the clinch.
Face on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Face misses with a body punch.
Face tries to circle away but Seis has him pinned against the cage.
Face lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Face lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Seis backwards.
Face avoids the elbow strike from Seis, against the cage.
Nice body punch from Face - that landed with a thud.
A body shot lands from Face.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Seis just misses with a elbow thrown towards Face's brow.
With the fighters up against the cage, Seis throws an elbow but misses.
Seis is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Face is defending well for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face is struggling to control the position.
Face blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Seis throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Seis throws an elbow but it misses.
Face blocks the elbow strike.
Face avoids a wild elbow strike from Seis.
Seis trying to land knees to the body.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Seis just misses with a elbow thrown towards Face's brow.
Seis throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Face misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Face misses with a punch to the body.
Face avoids a wild elbow strike from Seis.
Face dodges an elbow strike from Seis.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Face slows down the pace here.
The referee calls for Seis to work.
Face avoiding damage as Seis throws knees to the body.
Seis creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Face blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Face is trying to stall.
Face on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Face goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Seis prevents a body shot from Face.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Face.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Face has had enough of the clinch but Seis keeps him there for the moment.
Seis comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Poopy Face has been cut.
Seis throws an elbow that misses.
Seis is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Face throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Seis misses with an elbow over the top.
Face stalling.
Seis is trying to stall.
Face tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Seis's elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Simon Seis will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Face throws an overhand right that lands on Seis's shoulder, as Seis tries to avoid the shot.
Face throws a right and a left that Seis avoids nicely.
Face tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Seis was well out of range. Poor timing from Face.
Face scores with a nice strike.
Face misses with a few strikes there.
Seis staying out of range there.

Seis gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Face takes an elbow to the forehead.
Seis lands an elbow inside that Face shrugs off.
Seis dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Seis gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
The referee is keeping an eye on Face - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
With the fighters up against the cage, Seis throws an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Seis.
Simon Seis has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Seis misses with an elbow strike.
Face taking a breather.

Face's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Seis tries to clinch up
and Face counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Face looks to land a right hand but Seis moved out of range.
Face rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Seis moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Face throws a big shot that misses.
Poopy Face seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Face tries to bum rush Seis with a series of wild strikes but Seis uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Face misses with a hook. Seis ducked under it nicely.
Face checks a leg kick.
Seis is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Face misses.
Seis doesn't manage to clinch there - Face circles away.
Face swats away the attempt to clinch by Seis.
Seis doesn't manage to clinch there - Face circles away.
Face throws the left hand but Seis avoids the punch easily.
Seis is looking to counter the offense by Face and move into the clinch.
Seis is looking to clinch but Face is avoiding it.
Face throws a series of punches but Seis moves out of range.
Face misses the shot to the body.
Seis wants to land a leg kick but Face is out of range.
Seis wants to clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Seis displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Face throws out the jab.
Seis tries to counter by clinching up but Face breaks away and moves out of range.
Face's jab looks to have found its range, popping Seis under the eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Seis throws a leg kick that misses.
Face lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Face swats away the attempt to clinch by Seis.
Seis is looking to clinch but Face is avoiding it.

Seis moves into the clinch.
Face wants to break the clinch but can't.
Seis throws an elbow that misses.
A right hook to the body lands for Face.
Face avoids the elbow strike from Seis, against the cage.
A short left from Face.
Face on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Face.
Seis taking a breather.
Seis throws an elbow but it misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Face has Seis pushed against the cage.
Face has a couple of punches blocked by Seis.
Seis throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Seis throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Seis tries to land knees in the clinch but Face avoids the damage to the body.
Seis throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Face will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Seis up against the cage.
Seis misses with an elbow over the top.
Face avoids a wild elbow strike from Seis.

And that's the end of the fight!
Poopy Face comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Seis has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight for Poopy Face!
Judge William Gold scores the fight for Simon Seis!
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight for Poopy Face!

Poopy Face wins by split decision!