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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anthony Whitfield (ranked 24420 p4p, 0 weight class) and Faggy Fuckjaws (ranked 6061 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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346 lbs
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300 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Anthony Whitfield!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Faggy Fuckjaws!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Steven Brown and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
No luck with that takedown attempt from Whitfield.
Fuckjaws swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Whitfield throws a body punch but Fuckjaws moves out of range.
Fuckjaws shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Fuckjaws was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Whitfield is looking for a sweep.
You can see the frustration on Whitfield's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Fuckjaws is working to tighten his grip on Whitfield's neck. He's isolated an arm and is working for an arm triangle. Whitfield has recognised the danger and is trying to turn with the submission but Fuckjaws is really squeezing tight and eventually Whitfield passes out! Fuckjaws breaks the hold and jumps onto the cage to celebrate! Submission of the night, I'd say!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Faggy Fuckjaws!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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