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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Terrell Chandler (ranked 7763 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spanky McFucktwat (ranked 6047 p4p, 0 weight class). Terrell Chandler has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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194 lbs
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200 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Terrell Chandler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Spanky McFucktwat!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Phil Schofield and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McFucktwat looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Chandler is fending him off so far but McFucktwat persists. Nope, Chandler circles away and we're back to standing.
Chandler wants to clinch.
McFucktwat misses with a takedown
and Chandler counters by clinching up.
McFucktwat tries to pull guard but Chandler forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Terrell Chandler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spanky McFucktwat.
Chandler fails to pull the fight into his guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFucktwat pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
No luck for Chandler with that takedown attempt.
McFucktwat shoots in looking for a takedown but Chandler manages to keep the fight standing, pushing McFucktwat's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McFucktwat gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Chandler counters with a lovely straight right hand!
McFucktwat fails with the takedown
and Chandler counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Chandler.
Chandler is trying to pull guard but McFucktwat has him pressed against the cage.
Chandler stops a takedown attempt from McFucktwat.
Chandler stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Chandler jumps guard.
McFucktwat trying to stand up but can't free himself from Chandler's guard.
Chandler keeping moving, preventing McFucktwat from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFucktwat looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
McFucktwat trying to control but Chandler is working from the bottom.
Chandler bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McFucktwat's guard.
Chandler won't allow McFucktwat to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chandler stands up from guard. Let's bang!
McFucktwat clinches with his opponent.
McFucktwat tries to score a body lock takedown but Chandler shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Chandler fails to pull guard.
McFucktwat is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Chandler pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Chandler is looking for a takedown.
McFucktwat holding his opponent close, against the cage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
McFucktwat changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Chandler fights it off and pushes away nicely.
McFucktwat fails with a takedown attempt.
Chandler appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFucktwat throws a lazy head kick
and Chandler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McFucktwat throws a series of punches but Chandler avoids them all with ease.
McFucktwat with a lazy takedown attempt
and Chandler counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps McFucktwat thinking.
McFucktwat shoots in for a takedown but Chandler shows good takedown defense.
McFucktwat looks winded!
McFucktwat shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Chandler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Chandler fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with McFucktwat, pushing him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Terrell Chandler dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Chandler takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Chandler is looking to clinch.
McFucktwat misses with a takedown attempt
and Chandler counters with a left to the body.
Chandler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McFucktwat can do to turn this around?
McFucktwat moves into the clinch.
McFucktwat pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McFucktwat doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Chandler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFucktwat tries to clinch up.
McFucktwat throws a head kick that misses
and Chandler counters with a takedown into side control.
Chandler working the ground and pound.
Chandler decides to take the fight back to the feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
No luck for McFucktwat with that takedown attempt.
Terrell Chandler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spanky McFucktwat.
McFucktwat is breathing heavily.
Chandler wants to clinch
and McFucktwat cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McFucktwat rushes Chandler and presses him up against the cage.
McFucktwat is working Chandler over against the cage.
Chandler takes a shot to the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Chandler stops a takedown attempt from McFucktwat.
Chandler changes levels and goes for a takedown here. McFucktwat fights it off and pushes away nicely.
McFucktwat misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Spanky McFucktwat seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McFucktwat misses with a takedown
and Chandler counters with a stiff right hand.
McFucktwat gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Chandler counters with a two punch combo.
McFucktwat misses with a takedown
and Chandler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Chandler fails with the takedown
and McFucktwat counters by moving into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McFucktwat is defending well against a takedown attempt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chandler is trying to break the clinch but McFucktwat has him pressed against the cage.
McFucktwat has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Chandler after a bit of a struggle.
McFucktwat's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
McFucktwat closes the distance looking to clinch
letting Chandler counter with a right hand.
McFucktwat throws a sloppy head kick
and Chandler counters with a left and a right that stings McFucktwat.
Some bone on bone action there as Chandler checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
McFucktwat throws a sloppy head kick
enabling Chandler to counter with a crisp jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFucktwat fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Chandler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Horrible takedown attempt by McFucktwat or perhaps it was just good defense by Chandler, which made it look bad.
Chandler seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
McFucktwat misses with a double jab
and Chandler counters with a two punch combo.
McFucktwat gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Chandler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McFucktwat fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Chandler, pushing him back against the cage.
Chandler really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McFucktwat tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Terrell Chandler dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
McFucktwat fails with the takedown.
Chandler feinted with a counter takedown.
McFucktwat goes for a double leg but Chandler avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Chandler continues to drive forward.
Chandler avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Chandler closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Chandler wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McFucktwat has him pressed against the cage.
Chandler breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McFucktwat darts in trying to clinch
and Chandler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Chandler is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
McFucktwat misses with a takedown
and Chandler counters with a series of strikes. McFucktwat will be more careful next time no doubt.
Terrell Chandler has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Spanky McFucktwat.
Chandler stuffs the takedown attempt from McFucktwat. McFucktwat gets slowly back to his feet.
McFucktwat takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McFucktwat bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Chandler regains half guard.
Chandler makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Chandler.
Chandler throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chandler is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst McFucktwat is controlling him.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chandler not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Chandler lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Chandler decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on McFucktwat, up you get!
Nice takedown defense from Chandler. No joy for McFucktwat on that attempt.
McFucktwat misses with a combination
and Chandler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chandler has McFucktwat up against the cage in a clinch.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as McFucktwat takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Spanky McFucktwat seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Chandler manages to pull guard. Let's see whether he can land a sub off his back.
Chandler manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McFucktwat manages to get himself to full guard.
Chandler gets to his feet. McFucktwat looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
McFucktwat wants to clinch
and Chandler counters with a three punch combo that has McFucktwat backing up. McFucktwat nods at Chandler to acknowledge the strikes.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
McFucktwat drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Chandler explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McFucktwat shoots for a takedown but Chandler saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Chandler is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
McFucktwat tries for a takedown but Chandler circles away easily
and McFucktwat takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Chandler is looking to clinch but McFucktwat is avoiding it.
It seemed like McFucktwat was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Spanky McFucktwat has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Terrell Chandler is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
McFucktwat throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Chandler tries to counter with a takedown but McFucktwat is quick to defend against it.
And that's the end of the fight!
Terrell Chandler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Chandler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:27
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Terrell Chandler!
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energy
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