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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mom's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Human Target. Johnson has chosen Burn it to the ground as his entrance music. Your Mom could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kevin Johnson's chin.
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205 lbs
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205 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Prefers ground |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Your Mom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kevin Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Robert Twigg and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Johnson wants to clinch.
Johnson looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Johnson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mom circles away quickly and effectively.
Johnson tries to clinch but Mom moves out of range.
Johnson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Mom's waist but Mom gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Johnson off to one side.
Mom has a takedown stuffed.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mom scores with a takedown into Johnson's guard.
Mom thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom drops back looking for a leg! Johnson is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Johnson manages to kick Mom off! Mom jumps back into Johnson's guard.
Mom thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Mom drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Mom jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Johnson not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Mom is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Johnson looking to control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Mom looking to pass the guard.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Mom shoots for a takedown but Johnson saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Johnson throws a head kick that misses.
Mom tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Johnson swivels and escapes.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Your Mom. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Johnson with a poor takedown
and Mom counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Mom drops back looking for a leg! Johnson is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Johnson manages to kick Mom off! Mom jumps back into Johnson's guard.
Mom drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Johnson manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Mom has Johnson in his guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mom working for submissions but it's allowed Johnson to get to half guard.
Mom is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Johnson's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Johnson's back!
Johnson fending off the submission attempt from Mom.
Johnson fending off the submission attempt from Mom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson trying to get back to his feet but Mom is in full control for now.
Mom is working for the choke. He's slipped one arm under the chin. Johnson has to defend the other arm for all he's worth... but Mom has managed to get that arm free too and he's tightening the choke! Johnson taps out and looks absolutely disgusted with himself. Mom doesn't care though - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Your Mom!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
42% |
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