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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Dick Cheese (ranked 22321 p4p, 282 weight class) and Bloody Urine (ranked 3789 p4p, 466 weight class). Bloody Urine acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the ring.
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226 lbs
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World class boxer
Cardio machine
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Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Cheese!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bloody Urine!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, David Schapiro and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Urine does no damage.
It looked like Cheese was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Urine.
Urine has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Cheese is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Urine dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Urine pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cheese swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Urine lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Cheese slips a jab and a cross from Urine.
Bloody Urine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Urine connects with a good right hand that stumbles Cheese. Cheese circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Cheese ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Urine moves away.
Cheese connects with a looping right hand.
Urine throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cheese on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A shot to the liver by Cheese. Beautiful body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Urine swings widly with a right hand
and Cheese counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Urine loads up on a big right hand but Cheese slips the punch.
Urine thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cheese looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Urine catches Cheese with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Cheese stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Cheese fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Urine manages to avoid it.
Urine throws a lazy right hand but Cheese sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cheese takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Cheese with a hook.
Cheese misses with a right hand
letting Urine counter with a right hand.
Cheese staggers Urine with a jab and knocks him down with a follow up straight! Urine looks in trouble, will he beat the count?! The count has reached 5 and he's only back to 1 knee - it's going to be close! 6,7,8 - he's up! No! He's back down again! 9...10 - he's can't beat the count and Cheese is victorious!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Dick Cheese!
Dick Cheese retains his super heavyweight title!
Dick Cheese decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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