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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stan Judea (ranked 503 p4p, 77 weight class) and Nuke Laloosh (ranked 1499 p4p, 212 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Judea might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to I want to be a woman - Monty Python. Nuke Laloosh told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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213 lbs
23 - 12 - 1 |
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218 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
Lethal high kicks
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Stan Judea!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
30 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Nuke Laloosh!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laloosh closes the distance and clinches.
Laloosh lands with a left to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Laloosh.
A head punch on the inside from Judea fails to land.
Judea blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Judea softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Judea doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Judea's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Judea keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A quick step to the side and Judea tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nice body punch from Laloosh.
Judea gets tackled into the cage by Laloosh. Laloosh maintains the clinch.
Judea lands a right hand.
Judea blocks an uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Judea.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laloosh can't break the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Laloosh.
Judea working aggressively here.
Judea prevents a body shot from Laloosh.
Judea tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Judea misses with the head strike.
Judea prevents a body shot from Laloosh.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Judea fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh scores with a nice hook to the head.
Judea swings wildly with an uppercut but Laloosh uses good head movement to avoid it.
Laloosh has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Judea regains guard immediately.
Laloosh controlling from the top position.
Laloosh with a flurry of punches that miss.
Laloosh looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Laloosh missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh trying to control but Judea is working from the bottom.
Laloosh throwing strikes but missing.
Laloosh throws a big elbow that misses.
Judea keeping full guard, as Laloosh tries to pass.
Laloosh looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Nice sprawl there from Judea as Laloosh shoots in.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laloosh blocks the body kick.
Laloosh tries to clinch up but Judea circles away and keeps his distance.
Judea throws a body punch but Laloosh moves out of range.
Laloosh lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Judea throws a lazy uppercut
and Laloosh counters with a good low kick that Judea was not able to check.
Laloosh bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Laloosh's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Judea connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Laloosh scrambles back to his feet.
Judea is looking to slow Laloosh down with leg kicks.
Judea tries to move into range but Laloosh moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Judea getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Laloosh throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Judea tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from Judea.
Judea fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Laloosh manages to avoid it.
Laloosh looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Judea keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Laloosh has closed the distance and engaged Judea in a clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Laloosh looking for a takedown.
Judea can't find room to land a body shot as Laloosh controls the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Judea lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Laloosh fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Laloosh jumps guard but Judea turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Stan Judea has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Nuke Laloosh.
Laloosh is working Judea over against the cage.
Judea misses with some punches.
Laloosh tries for a takedown. No joy.
Laloosh lands a right hand.
Laloosh working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Judea lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Laloosh backwards.
Laloosh wants to break the clinch but can't.
Judea pushes Laloosh back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Judea lands with a left to the head.
Judea blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Laloosh lands with a left to the head.
Judea breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Judea tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Laloosh was well out of range. Poor timing from Judea.
Laloosh uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Judea.
Laloosh looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Laloosh closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Nuke Laloosh will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Laloosh misses with a looping left.
Judea avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Laloosh takes a swing at Judea's ribcage but misses.
Judea pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Judea is having none of it.
Laloosh throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Judea sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Laloosh misses with a double jab.
Judea throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Laloosh steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Judea.
Judea throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Laloosh sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Judea lands a jab to Laloosh's midsection.
Laloosh drops his hands momentarily and Judea takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Judea looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Laloosh cracks Judea with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Laloosh moves into the clinch.
Laloosh prevents a body shot from Judea.
Nuke Laloosh seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Judea blocking some punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laloosh fails to pull guard.
Laloosh looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Laloosh lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Laloosh swings wildly with an uppercut but Judea uses good head movement to avoid it.
Judea misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A shot in the inside from Laloosh.
Laloosh lands a right hand that snaps the head of Judea backwards.
Judea misses with a punch to the body.
Judea is pressed up against the cage. Laloosh has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Judea down to the mat. Judea avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Laloosh tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Judea manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Judea was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Judea tests Laloosh's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Judea throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Stan Judea is winning the standup battle so far.
Judea fakes the leg kick and cracks Laloosh in the body.
Laloosh tries to close the distance and clinch but Judea swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Judea keeps the fight on the outside.
Laloosh clinches with his opponent.
Judea misses with the head strike.
Judea pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Laloosh misses its intended target.
A slapping body kick lands there for Laloosh.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Judea blocks the body kick.
Stan Judea is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Judea misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
Judea chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Laloosh can pounce on him.
Judea scores with a spinning back kick!
Judea throws a leg kick which misses Laloosh's front leg but catches the back leg as Laloosh tries to avoid it.
Judea scores with a body shot.
Laloosh pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Judea scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Judea lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Laloosh backs up against the cage.
Judea misses with a low kick.
That kick from Laloosh tenderised Judea's leg. Judea is trying to keep his angry face on.
Judea feints and then cracks Laloosh's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Laloosh down.
Laloosh throws a jab but it's blocked by Judea.
Judea is looking to counter with head kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Judea connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Laloosh momentarily.
Laloosh gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Judea turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Judea with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Laloosh to score with a decent uppercut.
Judea just misses with a punch to the body.
Laloosh looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Judea takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Laloosh staying out of range there.
The fight stays on the outside here - Laloosh looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Judea blocks a low kick nicely.
Judea lands a right hook to the body.
Judea throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Judea scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Judea is having none of it.
Laloosh closes the distance and clinches.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Laloosh throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Laloosh misses with a body punch.
Laloosh throws a punch but it's blocked by Judea.
Laloosh lands with a right to the head.
Laloosh breaks from the clinch.
Laloosh tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Judea counters with a left to the body.
Laloosh wants to clinch up but Judea keeps it at a distance.
Judea is looking to land body kicks.
Judea keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Judea lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
A head kick misses from Judea.
Laloosh has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Laloosh drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Laloosh misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Judea.
Judea connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Laloosh tries to clinch up but Judea circles away and keeps his distance.
Judea throws a leg kick which misses Laloosh's front leg but catches the back leg as Laloosh tries to avoid it.
A jab from Laloosh misses.
Laloosh clinches up with Judea and pushes him back against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Stan Judea will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Laloosh is looking to clinch.
Judea misses with an uppercut.
Judea throws a low kick but Laloosh moves out of range easily.
Laloosh tries to clinch up but Judea circles away and keeps his distance.
Laloosh tries to clinch there but Judea circles away.
Jab from Laloosh.
Laloosh instigates a clinch.
Laloosh is working for takedown but Judea is calmly controlling the position for now.
Judea's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Some bone on bone action there as Judea checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Judea was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A looping hook to the body misses from Judea. Laloosh does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Judea looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Laloosh wants to clinch up but Judea keeps it at a distance.
Judea is looking for a counter combo.
Judea has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Judea there as he acknowledges the shot.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Judea swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Laloosh.
Laloosh throws a leg kick
and Judea counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Judea blocks the low kick.
Judea lands a nice hook to Laloosh's body. Laloosh takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Laloosh lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Laloosh connects with a solid leg kick.
Judea tries to work over Laloosh's front leg with a kick but Laloosh checks it.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Laloosh! But no joy.
Judea misses the shot to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Judea.
Laloosh misses with a low kick.
Judea swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Judea ducks under a wild hook from Laloosh.
Laloosh on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Judea checks a low kick from Laloosh.
Judea fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Laloosh has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Laloosh tries to clinch but Judea is having none of it.
An inside leg kick lands from Laloosh.
Judea checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Judea attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Laloosh tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Laloosh fails with an attempt to clinch.
Laloosh fails with an attempt to clinch.
Laloosh tests Judea's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Laloosh uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Judea.
A big right from Laloosh misses.
Judea misses the shot to the body.
Laloosh takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Judea swats away the attempt to clinch by Laloosh.
Judea fires out a quick counter leg kick but Laloosh just manages to avoid it.
Jab from Judea.
Judea stuffs the takedown.
Laloosh fails in his attempt to clinch.
Laloosh's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Laloosh wants to clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Judea throws a leg kick but Laloosh sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Judea takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Judea looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Laloosh wants to clinch.
Judea scores with a nice body kick.
Judea tries to work over Laloosh's front leg with a kick but Laloosh checks it.
Judea takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Judea bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Laloosh moves out of range of the leg kick from Judea.
Judea is looking to land body kicks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Judea misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Laloosh.
Laloosh is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Judea misses with a wild body shot.
Laloosh fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Judea checks it well.
Nice defenses there by Judea.
Laloosh tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Judea was well out of range. Poor timing from Laloosh.
Judea connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Judea misses with an uppercut. Laloosh saw that one coming.
The fight stays on the outside here - Laloosh looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Judea keeps the fight on the outside.
Laloosh with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Laloosh drops his hands momentarily and Judea takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Judea gets tackled into the cage by Laloosh. Laloosh maintains the clinch.
Judea misses with a punch on the inside.
Laloosh drops down looking for an ankle pick but Judea pulls his leg out and moves away.
And that's the end of the fight!
Stan Judea showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Judea has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stan Judea!
A relieved looking Stan Judea thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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