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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pension Buckets (ranked 4112 p4p, 395 weight class) and Black Guy (ranked 5285 p4p, 507 weight class). Buckets's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Candyman - Knockin' Boots. Guy comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Prince of Bel-Air kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Black Guy is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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200 cm
25
265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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197 cm
25
275 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Very strong |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Pension Buckets! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Black Guy! The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Bart Greer and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Guy scores with a body shot.
Guy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent. Guy scores with a hook.
It looks like Pension Buckets has been cut. Guy scores with a punch to the head. Guy lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. A lazy left from Guy finds it's target. Guy lands a nice shot to the body.
Black Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Buckets tries to clinch there but Guy circles away.
Guy scores with a jab to the head.
Pension Buckets's cut is getting worse. Guy has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Guy sends Buckets crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Guy is motioning to the referee to let Buckets up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Buckets is rocked! Buckets backs away from a small jab... but Guy lunges forward with a huge superman punch! Buckets crumples to the ground as his mouth piece is sent flying! Guy with a spectacular finish!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Black Guy! Black Guy bigged himself up after the win. The crowd seemed to love it. In defeat, Pension Buckets stepped up to the mic, saying 'Oh, well that was stupid of me. Womp womp!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
100% |
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