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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ziggy Stardust (ranked 6535 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rick Roller (ranked 3915 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
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198 cm
25
285 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cuts easily |
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Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ziggy Stardust!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Rick Roller!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Daniel Franklin and Dirk Anderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stardust uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Roller.
Stardust takes a jab right on the kisser.
It looks like Ziggy Stardust has been cut.
Stardust doesn't manage to clinch there - Roller circles away.
Stardust wants to clinch but Roller slips to the side
and Roller counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Stardust has managed to clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stardust.
Stardust misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stardust working aggressively here.
Stardust misses with a punch to the body.
Stardust gets through Roller's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Roller pushes Stardust back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Roller scores with a shot to the side of Stardust's head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Stardust.
Roller lands a right hand that snaps the head of Stardust backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Stardust fails to land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Roller lands with a light punch inside.
Roller is working Stardust over against the cage.
Stardust is breathing heavily.
Roller scores with a shoulder strike.
Roller lands a shot to the body.
Roller lands with a light punch inside.
Roller scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Roller dips a shoulder and cracks Stardust with a mighty uppercut! Stardust falls back against the cage and Roller unloads with a barrage of strikes! Stardust is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Roller screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Rick Roller!
A very excited looking Rick Roller made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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