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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Deez Nutzzzz (ranked 872 p4p, 112 weight class) and Grisha Kamenov (ranked 1245 p4p, 163 weight class). Kamenov comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Linkin Park - Bleed It Out kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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189 lbs
18 - 12 - 0 |
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186 cm
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194 lbs
14 - 8 - 3 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Deez Nutzzzz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 3, fighting out of New York, Grisha Kamenov!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Steve Montenegro and John Kavanagh.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kamenov fails in his attempt to clinch.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Nutzzzz, as that shot connected.
Kamenov checks the leg kick.
A low kick from Nutzzzz misses
and Kamenov counters with a one-two to the body.
Kamenov checks a leg kick nicely.
Kamenov is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Nutzzzz with a body shot.
Kamenov takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Nutzzzz lands with a good body shot.
Kamenov has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Kamenov on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
It looks like Grisha Kamenov has been cut.
Kamenov wants to clinch but Nutzzzz slips to the side
and Nutzzzz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Nutzzzz lands with a cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kamenov throws a nice head kick!
Kamenov doesn't manage to clinch there - Nutzzzz circles away.
Kamenov tries to clinch
and Nutzzzz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Kamenov tried to score with a low kick but Nutzzzz checks it.
Kamenov keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Nutzzzz misses with a hook.
Nutzzzz takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nutzzzz definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Grisha Kamenov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nutzzzz fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kamenov is out of range.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kamenov looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nutzzzz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nutzzzz keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nutzzzz pounces like a tiger and cracks Kamenov with a vicious hook! Kamenov is down but not out! Nutzzzz follows up with more strikes forcing the ref to jump in and stop it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Deez Nutzzzz!
A very excited looking Deez Nutzzzz rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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