PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jones Chinannigans (ranked 2476 p4p, 261 weight class) and Butt Wipe (ranked 675 p4p, 68 weight class). Butt Wipe will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Chinannigans
vs
Wipe

185 cm
23
288 lbs
7 - 3 - 0

196 cm
23
245 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Riner Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jones Chinannigans!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Butt Wipe!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Robert Twigg and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wipe misses with a right hand
and Chinannigans counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wipe connects with a nice looking jab.

It looks like Jones Chinannigans has been cut.
Wipe fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Chinannigans moves out of range of the strikes.
Wipe avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wipe misses with an uppercut

and Chinannigans counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Wipe blocking some punches.
Chinannigans misses with some punches.
Wipe lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Wipe misses with some punches.
Wipe lands a body punch in the clinch.
Chinannigans lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wipe backwards.
Wipe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wipe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Wipe misses with the head strike.
Wipe lands with a left to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Chinannigans misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wipe lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Chinannigans backwards.
Wipe tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Wipe lands with a light punch inside.
Wipe tries to throw a body punch but Chinannigans avoids it by throwing Wipe back against the cage.
Wipe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Chinannigans on the inside.
Wipe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Chinannigans.
Wipe lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Wipe misses with a punch on the inside.
Chinannigans can't find room to land a body shot as Wipe controls the action.
Wipe has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Chinannigans seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Wipe can turn it around.
Chinannigans's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Chinannigans tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chinannigans swings wildly with an uppercut but Wipe uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wipe misses with a hook from the clinch.
Chinannigans fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Chinannigans lands a body shot in the clinch.
Wipe swings wildly with an uppercut but Chinannigans uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wipe lands a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Wipe lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Chinannigans lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Wipe backwards.
Wipe misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Wipe fails to land.
Chinannigans can't find room to land a body shot as Wipe controls the action.
Chinannigans blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wipe lands with a short shot to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Wipe fails to land.
Chinannigans blocking some punches.
Chinannigans tries a body shot but Wipe blocks it.
Wipe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chinannigans misses with the head strike.
Wipe working aggressively here.
Chinannigans tries a body shot but Wipe blocks it.
Chinannigans definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Wipe misses with the head strike.
Chinannigans fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Wipe on the inside.

Jones Chinannigans's cut is getting worse.
Wipe prevents a body shot from Chinannigans.
Wipe misses with some punches.
Chinannigans blocking some punches.
Wipe working aggressively here.
Wipe lands a body punch in the clinch.
Wipe working aggressively here.
Wipe fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Wipe swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Wipe pushes Chinannigans back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wipe blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Chinannigans's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Wipe throws a punch but it's blocked by Chinannigans.
Wipe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wipe tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wipe can't find room to land a body shot as Chinannigans controls the action.
Chinannigans tries a body shot but Wipe blocks it.
Wipe works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Chinannigans is breathing heavily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chinannigans goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Wipe digs a right hand underneath Chinannigans's ribcage. Chinannigans let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Wipe has a couple of punches blocked by Chinannigans.
A nice right hand lands inside from Wipe.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wipe lands a right hand.
Wipe lands with a left to the head.
Wipe blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wipe throws a head punch that misses.
Wipe swings wildly with an uppercut but Chinannigans uses good head movement to avoid it.
Wipe throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Wipe.

Jones Chinannigans's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A short uppercut from Wipe.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Wipe pushes Chinannigans back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Wipe has a couple of punches blocked by Chinannigans.
Wipe misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A shot in the inside from Wipe.
Wipe lands with a short shot to the head.

Chinannigans is rocked!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Butt Wipe dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jones Chinannigans's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Nice body punch from Wipe.

Wipe cracks Chinannigans with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Chinannigans looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Wipe finish him?
Oh Chinannigans is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wipe connects with a stiff jab that staggers Chinannigans - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:14 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Butt Wipe!
Butt Wipe very nearly forgot to thank Riner Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.