PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Submit Your Mother (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zach Palmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Your Mother
vs
Palmer

190 cm
23
155 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

175 cm
22
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Submit Your Mother!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zach Palmer!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Frank Dennis and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Palmer cracks a nice hook into Your Mother's ribs.
Your Mother slips a jab from Palmer.
Palmer stuffs the takedown.
Your Mother avoids the head kick by Palmer.
Palmer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Palmer looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Palmer tries a head kick but it misses.
Palmer throws a head kick that misses.
No luck for Your Mother with that takedown attempt.
Palmer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Your Mother takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Your Mother is breathing heavily.
Your Mother has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Your Mother there as he acknowledges the shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Your Mother closes this distance looking for a takedown but Palmer circles away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Submit Your Mother. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Your Mother blocks a head kick by Palmer.
Palmer throws a head kick but Your Mother moves out of range.
Palmer scores with a jab.
Your Mother with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Palmer to score with a decent uppercut.
Palmer throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Your Mother's head.

Your Mother is rocked!
Your Mother walks into a stiff left hand from Palmer.
Oh Your Mother is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Palmer works Your Mother's body with a nice hook.
Your Mother seems to have got his legs back now.
Oooh a lovely combination from Palmer sends Your Mother down but not out. Palmer dives into side control looking to finish.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Mother is looking for a sweep.
Palmer wants to stand but Your Mother has his arm trapped.
Your Mother is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Palmer tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
Your Mother is trying to control Palmer's posture but Palmer avoids it.
Palmer wants to stand but Your Mother is controlling his arm.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Your Mother gets back to half guard.
It looks like Palmer is going to stand back up.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Your Mother checks a leg kick.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Your Mother. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
Palmer misses with a hook.
Your Mother changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Palmer tries to avoid it but Your Mother manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Palmer to the ground. Palmer escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Palmer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Your Mother shoots in for a takedown but Palmer shows good takedown defense.
Palmer clobbers Your Mother with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Palmer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Your Mother.
Palmer throws the left hand but Your Mother avoids the punch easily.
Your Mother shoots in but Palmer avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Palmer thuds a left hand into Your Mother's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Palmer jabs at Your Mother's body.
Your Mother looks for a takedown but Palmer sprawls well.
Palmer swinging wilding here.
Your Mother throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Palmer's waist but Palmer gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Your Mother off to one side.
Your Mother blocks a head kick by Palmer.
Palmer throws a big shot that misses.
Nice sprawl there from Palmer as Your Mother shoots in.
Palmer lands with a shot to the body.
Palmer with a hook.
Your Mother changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Palmer tries to avoid it but Your Mother manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Palmer to the ground. Palmer escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Your Mother slips a straight right by Palmer.
A clash of legs there as Your Mother blocks the low kick.
Palmer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Your Mother shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Palmer but Palmer pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Palmer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Your Mother really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Your Mother shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Palmer as he avoids it easily.
Your Mother will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Palmer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Palmer swinging wilding here.
Palmer throws a head kick but Your Mother moves out of range.
No luck for Your Mother with that takedown attempt.
Your Mother takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Your Mother shoots for a takedown but Palmer saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Palmer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Palmer misses with a looping right.
Your Mother shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Palmer as he avoids it easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Palmer works the jab nicely.
Palmer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Your Mother looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Palmer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zach Palmer dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Your Mother looks for a takedown but Palmer sprawls well.
Your Mother walks into a stiff left hand from Palmer.
Palmer throws a series of punches but Your Mother moves out of range.
Zach Palmer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Your Mother avoids a punch combination nicely.
Palmer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Nice sprawl there from Palmer as Your Mother shoots in.
Palmer misses with an attempted mid kick.
Palmer throws a sloppy head kick and Your Mother moves out of range easily.
Your Mother fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Submit Your Mother. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Your Mother blocks a head kick by Palmer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Palmer throws a series of punches but Your Mother moves out of range.
Palmer lands a jab.
Palmer throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Your Mother shoots in for a takedown but Palmer shows good takedown defense.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Your Mother will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Your Mother stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Palmer.
Your Mother avoids the head kick by Palmer.
Submit Your Mother is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Your Mother fails with the takedown.
Your Mother doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Palmer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Your Mother is out of range.
Nice takedown defense from Palmer. No joy for Your Mother on that attempt.
A combination from Palmer does no damage.
Your Mother uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Palmer.
Your Mother shoots in and drives through. Palmer sprawls well.
Palmer throws a head kick but Your Mother moves out of range.
Palmer misses with a head kick.
Zach Palmer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Palmer throws a head kick but Your Mother moves out of range.

Your Mother shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Your Mother was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!

Your Mother is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Palmer is surviving well by controlling Your Mother's body position as best he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Palmer's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Your Mother will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Your Mother controlling the position easily from mount.
Palmer has given up his back, trying to stand up. Not clever.
Palmer looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.

Palmer won't enjoy being in this position. Your Mother looking for the choke. Oh... he's slipped the arm under the neck - Palmer is tapping - it's over boys! Your Mother picks up the submission victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Submit Your Mother!