PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Milktoast Diddlybottom (ranked 1702 p4p, 68 weight class) and Archie Trew (ranked 1156 p4p, 45 weight class). Diddlybottom comes to the cage accompanied by Milquetoast. Trew comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Fuck You - Lily Allen kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Diddlybottom
vs
Trew

213 cm
30
293 lbs
12 - 10 - 0

195 cm
30
300 lbs
17 - 8 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
RAGS of a RONIN

Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 10 - 0, fighting out of New York, Milktoast Diddlybottom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Archie Trew!
The judges for this bout are John Kavanagh, Dean Styles and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trew throws a right hand that misses

and Diddlybottom counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
A short uppercut from Diddlybottom.
We've been hearing reports that Diddlybottom has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Diddlybottom is looking to take this one to the mat.
Diddlybottom doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Diddlybottom throws a punch but it's blocked by Trew.
Diddlybottom lands with a right to the head.
Trew with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Trew throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Diddlybottom blocks it with crossed arms.
Trew with an attempt at a knee that misses.

Trew pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Diddlybottom has taken the fight to the clinch.
Trew softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Trew lands with a light punch inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Diddlybottom.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Diddlybottom manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Trew makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Diddlybottom drops down looking for an ankle pick but Trew pulls his leg out and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom scores with a head kick. Trew tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

It looks like Archie Trew has been cut.
Diddlybottom takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Diddlybottom tests Trew's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Trew tries to clinch but Diddlybottom is having none of it.
Trew fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Diddlybottom on the side of the head.

It looks like Milktoast Diddlybottom has been cut.
Trew scores with a nice right hand.
Trew tries to clinch up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Trew looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Diddlybottom shoots in but no luck this time.
Trew looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Milktoast Diddlybottom. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom cracks Trew with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

That has opened up Archie Trew's cut even more.

Trew gets tackled into the cage by Diddlybottom. Diddlybottom maintains the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Trew pushes Diddlybottom back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Trew tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Diddlybottom avoids it.
Trew looking to throw knees to the head but Diddlybottom is blocking nicely.
Diddlybottom scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A bit of stalling here from Diddlybottom.
Trew lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Diddlybottom tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Trew blocks an uppercut.

Diddlybottom has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Trew is trying to keep an underhook but Diddlybottom manages to get the takedown into half guard.
Diddlybottom trying to control from half guard but Trew is working away.
Trew has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Diddlybottom is working away from the top position though.
Trew is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Diddlybottom is trying to control. Trew wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Diddlybottom looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Diddlybottom is trying to control. Trew wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Trew is trying to maintain the position but Diddlybottom is very close to passing his half guard.

Diddlybottom is trying to work for a kimura but Trew is defending well.
Diddlybottom seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Trew does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Diddlybottom is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Diddlybottom will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Diddlybottom trying to control the action but Trew is working from the bottom.
Diddlybottom sitting and controlling from the half guard.

The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Diddlybottom takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Diddlybottom fails with an attempt to clinch.
Diddlybottom dives in and grabs Trew's left leg, looking for a takedown. Trew pushes down on Diddlybottom's head and hops out.

Diddlybottom takes the fight into the clinch.
Trew being controlled against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Milktoast Diddlybottom will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!

Diddlybottom throws a head kick but Trew moves out of range.
Trew throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Diddlybottom on the side of the head.
Trew tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Diddlybottom paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Diddlybottom has Trew up against the cage in a clinch.
Diddlybottom is trying to maintain a safe position but Trew gets an underhook and turns Diddlybottom into the cage.
Trew blocking some punches.
Trew using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Diddlybottom has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Trew pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Diddlybottom avoiding damage.
Trew missing with knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Trew trying to land knees to the body.
Diddlybottom drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Trew is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Diddlybottom trying to stall but Trew improves his position.
Trew is working Diddlybottom over against the cage.
Good body shot from Trew.
Diddlybottom misses with the head strike.
Trew lands a left hand that snaps the head of Diddlybottom backwards.
Trew working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Trew lands with a right to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Trew has Diddlybottom pressed up against the cage in a tight Thai clinch. Diddlybottom is arching his back, trying to avoid the knees but a big one sneaks through from Trew - that's hurt Diddlybottom badly! Oh, another knee lands and Diddlybottom is covering up! The referee steps in to save him - possibly a bit early but Diddlybottom doesn't seem to be complaining.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knees). Archie Trew!
Archie Trew made sure to mention his sponsor, Bullet Proof System in his post fight interview.
In defeat, Milktoast Diddlybottom stepped up to the mic, saying 'First I like too make good show for fans. I hope you like it, even though fight did not go my way. I am mad about the result, but I am also so happy to entertain all of you. Thank you.'.