PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Verygood (ranked 613 p4p, 28 weight class) and Otto Tjack (ranked 1511 p4p, 79 weight class). Verygood's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Bring Pain. Kurt Verygood is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Verygood
vs
Tjack

172 cm
23
146 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

176 cm
23
145 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Dauntless

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kurt Verygood!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Otto Tjack!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Anni Minnemäki and Marco Blurström.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tjack thows a left - swing and a miss!
Some bone on bone action there as Tjack checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Tjack misses with a straight left.
Verygood seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Verygood throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Tjack scores with a body shot.
Tjack throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Verygood fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Tjack on the side of the head.

It looks like Otto Tjack has been cut.
Tjack misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tjack. Verygood does a little dance to reset his feet.
It looked like Verygood was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Tjack.
Tjack staying out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tjack steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Verygood.
Tjack uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Verygood.
Verygood keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Verygood thows a left - swing and a miss!
A looping hook to the body misses from Tjack. Verygood does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Verygood jabs Tjack right on the nose. Tjack blinks but takes it well.
Verygood fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tjack manages to avoid it.
Tjack throws a fast counter high kick but Verygood manages to duck under it in time.
Tjack takes one to the chin there.
Tjack bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Tjack takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Nice shot lands for Tjack.
Tjack lands with a good body shot.
Verygood lands with an overhand left.

Tjack is rocked!
Tjack throws a lazy uppercut
and Verygood counters with a right hand to the body.
Tjack is still on wobbly legs! Can Verygood finish him?
Verygood flashes Tjack a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Tjack's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Tjack crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Verygood punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kurt Verygood!
Kurt Verygood retains his bantamweight title!
An out of breath Kurt Verygood thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Otto Tjack spoke after the fight, saying 'I'm going to stab you with a screwdriver and steal your bike.'.