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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Don Don (ranked 6382 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stuart Shitfingers (ranked 6378 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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300 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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225 cm
25
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very confident |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Don Don!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Stuart Shitfingers!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Sandra Marshall and Bart Greer.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shitfingers wants to clinch.
Don is looking for a counter combo.
Don stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Don wants it to stay on the feet.
As Shitfingers looks to move away, Don throws a big counter combo but Shitfingers just gets out of the way.
Don could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Shitfingers throws a body kick that misses.
Don went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Shitfingers closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Don is trying to buck Shitfingers off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Shitfingers grinds an elbow into Don's temple.
Don tries to escape but Shitfingers is in control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitfingers is trying to ground and pound but Don uses the momentary lack of control by Shitfingers to regain half guard.
Don is breathing heavily.
Shitfingers tries to pass to full mount but Don defends it.
Shitfingers is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Don reverses the position - he's now on top in Shitfingers's guard.
Don got a little sloppy there for a moment and Shitfingers has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Don has managed to get both his arms back between Shitfingers's legs - danger averted.
Don stops Shitfingers from standing up.
Don gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shitfingers throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Don's waist but Don gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Shitfingers off to one side.
Shitfingers decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Don manages to create a bit of space in order to work his way back to his feet. Shitfingers keeps hold of his opponent and drives him back against the cage.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Shitfingers tries to score a body lock takedown but Don shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Don Don has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Stuart Shitfingers.
Don can't break the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Don.
Shitfingers has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Don after a bit of a struggle.
Don can't break the clinch.
Shitfingers working aggressively here.
Shitfingers wants to get back to striking at distance but Don won't allow it.
Don scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Don lands a right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Don scores with a nice hook to the head.
Don is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Don scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Don is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
A short right from Don on the inside.
Shitfingers's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Don lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Don.
Don scores with a shoulder strike.
Don working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Don tries to break the clinch but Shitfingers is controlling the position.
Don wants to break the clinch but can't.
Don lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Don scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Shitfingers keeps control of Don as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Don has Shitfingers pressed against the cage, preventing Shitfingers from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Don tries to break free but Shitfingers pushes him back against the cage.
Shitfingers tries to pull guard but Don holds him up against the cage and eventually Shitfingers drops back down to his feet.
Don lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Shitfingers backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Don lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Still in the clinch, Don scores with a nice short uppercut.
Don manages to break the clinch.
Shitfingers tries to clinch
and Don counters with a three punch combo that has Shitfingers backing up. Shitfingers nods at Don to acknowledge the strikes.
A lazy body kick from Shitfingers
and Don counters with a three punch combo that has Shitfingers backing up. Shitfingers nods at Don to acknowledge the strikes.
Shitfingers fails in his attempt to clinch.
Don seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Don Don dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Shitfingers darts in looking for a takedown but Don gets double underhooks and turns Shitfingers into the cage.
Don went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Stuart Shitfingers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Shitfingers shoots in looking for a takedown but Don manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Shitfingers's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Shitfingers lands with a nice body kick.
Shitfingers shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Don as he jumps to the side.
As Shitfingers looks to move away, Don throws a big counter combo but Shitfingers just gets out of the way.
Don Don has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Stuart Shitfingers.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Don leaves Shitfingers with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Shitfingers darts in looking for a takedown but Don gets double underhooks and turns Shitfingers into the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Shitfingers tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Don counters with a three punch combo that has Shitfingers backing up. Shitfingers nods at Don to acknowledge the strikes.
Shitfingers throws a head kick but Don moves out of range.
Don appears to be looking for a big counter.
Don looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Horrible takedown attempt by Shitfingers or perhaps it was just good defense by Don, which made it look bad.
Don throws a big counter combination but Shitfingers scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Shitfingers is looking to clinch but Don is avoiding it.
Shitfingers fails to land the takedown.
As Shitfingers looks to move away, Don throws a big counter combo but Shitfingers just gets out of the way.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shitfingers shoots and misses
and Don counters with a three punch combo that has Shitfingers backing up. Shitfingers nods at Don to acknowledge the strikes.
Shitfingers shoots in looking for a takedown but Don manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Shitfingers's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Don is looking for a counter combo.
Shitfingers shoots in looking for a takedown but Don manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Shitfingers's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Shitfingers with a lazy takedown attempt
and Don counters with a one-two to the body.
Shitfingers is rocked!
Shitfingers has his takedown stuffed
and Don counters with a stiff jab, followed by a cross and an uppercut! That's too much punishment for Shitfingers to take - he tumbles to the canvas, blood pouring from his nose, barely conscious. That's the end of the fight! Great knockout by Don!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:46 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Don Don!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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