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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Liechtensteiner Lotus (ranked 3024 p4p, 309 weight class) and Butch Vandergnaw (ranked 2588 p4p, 278 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Lotus might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Wale - Lotus Flower Bomb ft. Miguel . Vandergnaw is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: I've Been Everywhere. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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244 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
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28
260 lbs
6 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very quick |
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Liechtensteiner Lotus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Butch Vandergnaw!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Dean Styles and Reed Andrews.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vandergnaw lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
It looks like Liechtensteiner Lotus has been cut.
Vandergnaw throws a sloppy body shot
and Lotus counters with a nice uppercut.
Lotus throws a hook but Vandergnaw avoids it easily.
Vandergnaw lands with a nice body punch.
Nice jab there from Vandergnaw.
Vandergnaw uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lotus.
Vandergnaw looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Vandergnaw closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vandergnaw is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Lotus on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Lotus tries to get out of the position.
Vandergnaw has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can Lotus defend it? Vandergnaw steps over the head and cranks it - Lotus is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Vandergnaw!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Butch Vandergnaw!
A very excited looking Butch Vandergnaw made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Liechtensteiner Lotus stepped up to the mic, saying 'This fucking blind referee is friends with the fucking biased judges who are both paid by my PED-using opponent's manager. Fuck them and fuck the haters! What are you looking at asshole? Come at me, I'll mash you like potatoes!!
Mommy!! They are threatening me! 😭'.
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