PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 656 p4p, 28 weight class) and Piotr Smietana (ranked 835 p4p, 34 weight class). SissyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Scooters. Smietana has chosen I Can't Stop - By: Flux Pavilion as his entrance music. FannyPack SissyPants has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

SissyPants
vs
Smietana

194 cm
30
268 lbs
20 - 6 - 0

200 cm
32
280 lbs
14 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Urban Fighter
Riner Clothing

Riner Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Piotr Smietana!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Daniel Franklin and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Smietana looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? SissyPants is fending him off so far but Smietana persists. Nope, SissyPants circles away and we're back to standing.
It looked like SissyPants was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Smietana swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Smietana misses with a straight left.
SissyPants throws out a loose jab but Smietana uses good head movement to avoid it.
SissyPants throws the left hand but Smietana avoids the punch easily.
SissyPants thows a left - swing and a miss!
Smietana tries to counter with a clinch but SissyPants shakes him off and moves away.
Good exchange - SissyPants coming out on top.
Smietana shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and SissyPants counters with a crisp one two that drops Smietana! SissyPants thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Smietana to his feet! Smietana is in big trouble!
Smietana closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Smietana misses with a hook
and SissyPants counters with a huge left! Smietana is in big trouble! He's backing up but SissyPants isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Smietana from any more damage. A dominating finish by SissyPants!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants retains his super heavyweight title!
FannyPack SissyPants very nearly forgot to thank Urban Fighter amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.