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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Khebabib Nurmagomegov (ranked 4382 p4p, 134 weight class) and Yahweh Falwell (ranked 15590 p4p, 234 weight class). Falwell comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Don't Stop Believing kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Yahweh Falwell looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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165 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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171 cm
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136 lbs
2 - 93 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Basic striking
Very quick |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Knockout power |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Khebabib Nurmagomegov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 93 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Yahweh Falwell!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Chad Campbell and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Falwell pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Falwell looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Falwell misses with a head kick.
Nurmagomegov moves into range and connects with a jab.
Falwell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Falwell ducks right into an uppercut from Nurmagomegov.
We've been hearing reports that Nurmagomegov has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Falwell tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Falwell throws a sloppy head kick
and Nurmagomegov counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Nurmagomegov slips a nice elbow through Falwell's hands, connecting with Falwell's forehead.
Falwell is rocked!
Nurmagomegov lands a big elbow - Falwell is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Nurmagomegov!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Khebabib Nurmagomegov!
In defeat, Yahweh Falwell stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hasa diga eebowai. I guess I didn't pray hard enough, or maybe prayed too much. I bet if I trained more instead praying, I might have avoided getting KO'd. I guess it's God's will. But to quote George Carlin: "If it's God's will and he's going to do what he wants to anyway, why'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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