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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Asch Monero (ranked 5579 p4p, 526 weight class) and Who Givesafuck (ranked 24497 p4p, 665 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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185 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asch Monero!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Who Givesafuck!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Alan Glass and Cecil Peabody.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Givesafuck tries for a takedown but Monero sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Givesafuck takes a shot right to the bread basket.
A looping hook to the body misses from Monero. Givesafuck does a little dance to reset his feet.
Givesafuck takes the fight into the clinch.
Monero tries to work over Givesafuck's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Monero scores with a shot to the side of Givesafuck's head.
Givesafuck tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Monero smiles and moves away.
Monero tests Givesafuck's chin there with a solid looking shot.
We've been told by Monero's head coaches at Stratosphere that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Monero misses with a shot to the body
and Givesafuck counters with a head kick. That will keep Monero thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Monero ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Givesafuck moves away.
Monero jabs at Givesafuck's body.
Givesafuck keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Monero forces Givesafuck back against the cage and clinches.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Monero lands a body punch.
Monero tries to work over Givesafuck's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Monero misses with a punch to the body.
Givesafuck is trying to force a seperation but Monero has the dominant position.
Givesafuck goes for a takedown attempt but Monero pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Asch Monero has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Who Givesafuck.
Givesafuck fails with the takedown
and Monero counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Givesafuck looks winded!
Monero displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Givesafuck.
Givesafuck takes the fight into the clinch.
Monero works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Monero blocks a body shot from Givesafuck.
Monero lands a body punch in the clinch.
A body shot lands from Monero.
Monero lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Givesafuck backwards.
Monero lands a shoulder strike.
Monero lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monero lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Givesafuck.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Monero.
Monero digs a right hand underneath Givesafuck's ribcage. Givesafuck let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Monero lands a body punch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Monero lands a nice shot to the body.
Monero scores with a hook to the body.
Monero lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Givesafuck.
Nice body punch from Monero - that landed with a thud.
A short body shot lands from Monero as the two fighters clinch.
Monero cracks Givesafuck with a nice body shot.
Monero pushes Givesafuck back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Monero.
Monero is leaning against Givesafuck and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Monero just leaning against Givesafuck, taking a breather.
Monero lands a shoulder strike.
A hook to the body from Monero.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monero lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Givesafuck.
Monero lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Givesafuck backwards.
Monero lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Givesafuck.
Monero lands a body shot in the clinch.
A left hand lands to the body for Monero.
Monero digs a right hand underneath Givesafuck's ribcage. Givesafuck let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Monero scores with a hook to the body.
Monero is pushing Givesafuck up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Monero lands a body punch in the clinch.
Monero presses Givesafuck against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Monero lands a body shot.
Nice body punch from Monero - that landed with a thud.
Monero pushes Givesafuck back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Monero lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Givesafuck or not.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monero is leaning against Givesafuck and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Monero works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice body punch from Monero.
Monero digs a right hand into Givesafuck's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Givesafuck's gas tank.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Monero lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Monero digs a right hand into Givesafuck's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Givesafuck's gas tank.
Nice body punch from Monero - that landed with a thud.
Monero lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Givesafuck or not.
Monero lands a body punch.
Monero lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Givesafuck backwards.
Monero digs a right hand underneath Givesafuck's ribcage. Givesafuck let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A right hook to the body lands for Monero.
Nice body punch from Monero.
Nice body punch from Monero.
Monero lands a shot to the body.
Monero lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Givesafuck or not.
Monero stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Asch Monero dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Monero lands a lovely overhand right.
Monero misses with a wild body shot.
Monero closes the distance and pushes Givesafuck back into the cage.
Monero softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Monero lands a body punch.
Givesafuck can't break the clinch.
A body shot lands from Monero.
Monero stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Monero.
Good body shot from Monero.
Monero lands a body punch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Monero cracks Givesafuck with a nice body shot.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Monero.
Monero is working Givesafuck over against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Monero.
Monero digs a right hand into Givesafuck's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Givesafuck's gas tank.
Givesafuck is breathing heavily.
Monero works on Givesafuck's body with a couple of short punches.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Monero slowing the pace effectively.
Monero blocks the elbow strike.
A right hook to the body lands for Monero.
Monero lands a body punch.
Monero lands a nice shot to the body.
Monero makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Monero digs a right hand underneath Givesafuck's ribcage. Givesafuck let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Asch Monero has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Monero lands with a right to the head.
Monero lands a nice shot to the body.
A short body shot lands from Monero as the two fighters clinch.
Monero lands a shot to the body.
A right hand to the body from Monero.
Monero digs a right hand into Givesafuck's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Givesafuck's gas tank.
Monero lands a body shot in the clinch.
Monero lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Monero presses Givesafuck against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Monero.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A right hook to the body lands for Monero.
Nice body punch from Monero - that landed with a thud.
A right hand to the body from Monero.
Monero works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A left hand lands to the body for Monero.
Nice body punch from Monero - that landed with a thud.
Monero lands with a right to the head.
Monero scores with a hook to the body.
Monero displaying some good clinch control by pressing Givesafuck up against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Monero.
Monero lands a nice shot to the body.
Monero lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Givesafuck or not.
A right handed body shot lands from Monero.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monero lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Givesafuck backwards.
Monero is working Givesafuck over against the cage.
Monero is leaning against Givesafuck and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A hook to the body from Monero.
Monero just leaning against Givesafuck, taking a breather.
A right handed body shot lands from Monero.
Monero is leaning against Givesafuck and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Monero lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Givesafuck or not.
Monero lands a left hand.
Monero lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Givesafuck is rocked!
Monero lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Givesafuck or not.
Monero lands a right hand that snaps the head of Givesafuck backwards.
Givesafuck is still on wobbly legs! Can Monero finish him?
Monero is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Givesafuck can do to turn this around?
Monero stalling the fight.
Monero is struggling to control the position.
Givesafuck seems to have recovered his senses.
A left hand lands to the body for Monero.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monero lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Givesafuck or not.
A right handed body shot lands from Monero.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Monero presses Givesafuck against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Monero.
Monero avoiding damage.
Monero lands a nice shot to the body.
Monero is leaning against Givesafuck and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Monero works on Givesafuck's body with a couple of short punches.
Monero lands a nice shot to the body.
Monero throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Monero throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A right handed body shot lands from Monero.
A nice left hand lands by Monero.
A short body shot lands from Monero as the two fighters clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Asch Monero dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Monero thuds a left hand into Givesafuck's body.
Monero scores with a body shot.
Monero lands with a good body shot.
Givesafuck uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Monero.
Monero throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Monero misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Givesafuck.
Monero swings for the body but Givesafuck moves out of range.
Givesafuck uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Monero.
Givesafuck takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Givesafuck will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Monero misses with a body shot
and Givesafuck counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Who Givesafuck is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Monero fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Givesafuck closes the distance and clinches.
Givesafuck is trying to pull guard but Monero has him pressed against the cage.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Monero lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Givesafuck takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Monero lands a body shot in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Monero works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Monero scores with a hook to the body.
Monero's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
A right handed body shot lands from Monero.
A right hand to the body from Monero.
Monero scores with a hook to the body.
Monero lands a body punch.
Monero lands a body punch.
Monero lands a shot to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Monero.
A right hook to the body lands for Monero.
Monero stalling the fight.
Monero presses Givesafuck against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Monero stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Monero cracks Givesafuck with a nice body shot.
Nice body punch from Monero - that landed with a thud.
Monero works on Givesafuck's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice body punch from Monero.
A right hook to the body lands for Monero.
Monero lands a body punch in the clinch.
Monero lands a nice uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Monero pushes Givesafuck back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Monero lands a body punch in the clinch.
Monero works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Monero gets through Givesafuck's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Monero digs a right hand underneath Givesafuck's ribcage. Givesafuck let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Monero lands a nice shot to the body.
A hook to the body from Monero.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Monero stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Good body shot from Monero.
Monero scores with a hook to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Monero.
Monero lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Monero working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Monero works on Givesafuck's body with a couple of short punches.
Monero lands a body shot.
Asch Monero is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Monero presses Givesafuck against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Monero lands with a short punch from the clinch.
A hook to the body from Monero.
Nice body punch from Monero.
Givesafuck missing with knees to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Monero lands a body punch in the clinch.
Monero lands a body punch in the clinch.
A right handed body shot lands from Monero.
Still in the clinch, Monero scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Monero stalling the fight.
A right hook to the body lands for Monero.
Good body shot from Monero.
A left hand lands to the body for Monero.
Monero lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Who Givesafuck has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Monero is working Givesafuck over against the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Asch Monero showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Monero has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:24
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:25
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:25
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Asch Monero!
Asch Monero thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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