PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tyson Cobb (ranked 70 p4p, 7 weight class) and Butt Wipe (ranked 603 p4p, 54 weight class). Cobb's entrance music is Redman - Time 4 Sum Aksion. A fine choice. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Cobb
vs
Wipe

178 cm
22
265 lbs
12 - 0 - 0

196 cm
23
245 lbs
9 - 1 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tyson Cobb!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Butt Wipe!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Chris Downing and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wipe connects with the punch.

It looks like Tyson Cobb has been cut.
Cobb takes one to the chin there.
Wipe lands with a right hand.
Cobb throws a series of punches but Wipe avoids them all with ease.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Wipe checks a leg kick.
Cobb throws a quick inside leg kick.
Wipe lands with a cross.
Wipe is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Cobb throws an overhand right that lands on Wipe's shoulder, as Wipe tries to avoid the shot.
A little jabbing left from Wipe on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Wipe ducks under a wild hook from Cobb.
Cobb throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Wipe counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Cobb misses with a leg kick.
Cobb throws a shot from downtown. Wipe moves away and avoids it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cobb finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cobb misses with a low kick.
Wipe moves out of range of the body kick from Cobb.
Wipe wants to counter the offense by Cobb and move into the clinch position.
Wipe lands the left hand.

Tyson Cobb's cut is getting worse.
Wipe scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wipe fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cobb takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

Wipe lands a big uppercut and Cobb crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Cobb looks OK. Wipe waves Cobb back to his feet!

Cobb is rocked!

Tyson Cobb's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Cobb is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Wipe.
Wipe cracks Cobb with a hook to the temple - Cobb is on wobbly legs here! Wipe swarms him with hook after hook, landing with each one! Cobb falls to the canvas face first and the referee dives in to stop the fight! Wipe wins by TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Butt Wipe!
Butt Wipe is the new heavyweight champion!
Butt Wipe gave a mention to Riner Clothing in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).