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TWGC 21 (135lbs, D1): St Petersburg Qualifier - Round 1 PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a bantamweight Tycoon World Grappling Championship rules bout between Clint Cartwright (ranked 2321 p4p, 0 weight class) and Editiny Dick (ranked 579 p4p, 74 weight class). Cartwright's entrance music is Total Domination. A fine choice. Dick has chosen Penis song as his entrance music. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
This TWGC bout is 1 fifteen minute round in the bantamweight division. Introducing today's competitors. In the red corner, competing out of Hilo, with a TWGC record of 2 wins and 2 losses; Clint Cartwright! And in the blue corner, fighting out of Las Vegas, with a TWGC record of 0 wins and 2 losses; Editiny Dick!
The judges for this bout are Igor Prikhodko, Vladimir Khabensky and Sergei Dronov.
The fighters bow as they face eachother in the middle of the mat and we are under way.
Dick darts in and clinches Cartwright up against the cage.
Cartwright tries for a takedown. No joy.
Dick has picked Cartwright up - he's going for a ride! Dick dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard. Score +2 for takedown into guard / half guard: Cartwright (0) vs (2) Dick
Cartwright is trying is best to control the position here.
Dick prevents Cartwright from improving his position.
Dick seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Cartwright is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Editiny Dick!
Editiny Dick seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website. |
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