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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Expendable Crewman V (ranked 1527 p4p, 62 weight class) and Viktor Orban (ranked 2249 p4p, 93 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Crewman V might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Warrior song. The crowd seem to be enjoying Orban's choice of entrance music: Taking Care Of Business - BTO. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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200 cm
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286 lbs
7 - 4 - 0 |
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225 cm
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298 lbs
14 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Expendable Crewman V! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Viktor Orban! The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Ben Hemmingworth and Ben Watson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Orban tries to clinch there but Crewman V circles away.
Crewman V loads up on a big right hand but Orban slips the punch. Orban with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Crewman V to score with a decent uppercut. Crewman V throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Orban sees it coming and avoids it easily. Crewman V moves into the clinch. Crewman V throws a head punch that misses. Crewman V working some nice short punches in the clinch. Crewman V misses with some punches.
Crewman V working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely. With the fighters up against the cage, Orban throws an elbow but misses. Crewman V misses with a punch on the inside.
Orban breaks the clinch.
Orban feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Crewman V's calf. Orban fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Crewman V manages to avoid it. Crewman V throwing a counter right hand but Orban manages to avoid it. Crewman V moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Orban misses with a straight left. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. A nice leg kick lands there from Crewman V.
That's one minute gone in the round. Crewman V misses the jab. Orban lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh. Crewman V throws a quick inside leg kick. Crewman V stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Orban. Crewman V changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. Orban tries to clinch but Crewman V moves out of range. Orban takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh. Crewman V throws a leg kick but Orban checks it. Crewman V tried to score with a low kick but Orban checks it. Expendable Crewman V seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Orban throws a hook to the side of Crewman V's head but Crewman V sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Crewman V lands the left hand.
It looks like Viktor Orban has been cut. A nice inside leg kick there by Crewman V. That's going to slow Orban down. Orban misses with a body shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Orban misses with a kick to the body and Crewman V counters into the clinch. Nicely done. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Orban lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
It looks like Expendable Crewman V has been cut. Crewman V doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Orban lands an uppercut. Crewman V digs a right hand underneath Orban's ribcage. Orban let out a lung full of air as it connected. Crewman V blocks an uppercut.
Crewman V lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Crewman V swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Crewman V swings wildly with an uppercut but Orban uses good head movement to avoid it. Orban pushes off an throws an elbow but Crewman V leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. With the fighters up against the cage, Orban throws an elbow but misses. Crewman V scores with a hook to the body. Crewman V scores with an uppercut up the middle. Crewman V lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards. Orban blocks an uppercut.
Orban trying to stall but Crewman V improves his position.
Crewman V breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Crewman V cracks the inside of Orban's front leg.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Crewman V throws a leg kick which misses Orban's front leg but catches the back leg as Orban tries to avoid it. Orban drops his hands momentarily and Crewman V takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Orban throws a sloppy head kick and Crewman V moves out of range easily. Orban steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Crewman V. Orban keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Crewman V. Crewman V throws a wild body kick that Orban sees coming a mile off. Crewman V moves into the clinch. A head punch blocked on the inside by Orban. Crewman V softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage. Crewman V manages to break the clinch.
Orban doesn't manage to clinch there - Crewman V circles away.
A telegraphed right hand from Crewman V misses the target. Orban throws a head kick that misses. Orban takes one on the chin but seems OK.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Crewman V moves out of range of the leg kick from Orban. Crewman V checks the leg kick. Crewman V does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Crewman V avoids the head kick by Orban.
Orban chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Crewman V lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A chopping leg kick lands by Crewman V. Crewman V lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
That has opened up Viktor Orban's cut even more. Orban throws a leg kick that misses. Crewman V fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Orban has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Orban takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Crewman V moves away from the strike by Orban. Crewman V looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight. Orban throws a sloppy head kick and Crewman V counters with a low kick, right behind Orban 's knee. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Expendable Crewman V dominated that round. Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval. The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Orban looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Crewman V throws a series of punches but Orban moves out of range. Crewman V cracks Orban with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage. Orban throws a sloppy head kick and Crewman V moves out of range easily. Orban throws a solid leg kick but Crewman V takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Orban. Crewman V lands a nice looking body shot.
Crewman V shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it. Crewman V lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw. Crewman V bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Orban misses with a head kick.
Orban on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. An inside leg kick lands from Crewman V. Crewman V takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
That's one minute gone in the round. Orban dodges the punch combination from Crewman V.
Crewman V thumps Orban with a low kick. Crewman V misses with a kick to the body.
Crewman V throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Orban. Orban throws a leg kick which misses Crewman V's front leg but catches the back leg as Crewman V tries to avoid it. Orban looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Orban scores with a head kick.
Crewman V throws a big shot that misses. Orban slips under a jab from Crewman V. Crewman V swings for the body but Orban moves out of range.
A little jabbing left from Orban on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Orban's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down. Orban looks to land a body kick but Crewman V moved away. Crewman V is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Orban can do to turn this around?
That's two minutes gone in the round. Crewman V throws an overhand right that lands on Orban's shoulder, as Orban tries to avoid the shot. Crewman V lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt. Crewman V fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Orban. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Crewman V gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here. Crewman V lands with a light punch inside. Crewman V lands a nice uppercut.
The cut above Viktor Orban's eye is starting to cause him problems now. Crewman V lands a shoulder strike. Crewman V lands with a left to the head. Expendable Crewman V has scored more points in the clinch so far. Crewman V's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does. Crewman V checks a leg kick. Orban blocks the body kick.
Crewman V throws a body shot but no joy. A little jabbing left from Orban on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Expendable Crewman V is winning the standup battle so far. Orban wants to land a leg kick but Crewman V is out of range. Orban throws a head kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. The fighters circling - Crewman V throws out the jab but it was never going to land. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Crewman V checks a leg kick. Crewman V catches Orban with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong! Crewman V drives through and clinches with Orban against the cage.
Crewman V has a couple of punches blocked by Orban.
A short uppercut from Crewman V. You can see that Orban has visibly slowed down as a result of the leg kicks A quick uppercut on the inside from Crewman V. A head punch blocked on the inside by Crewman V. A short right from Orban.
Expendable Crewman V's cut is getting worse. Crewman V lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Viktor Orban's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters. Orban lands a left hand that snaps the head of Crewman V backwards. Crewman V lands with a short shot to the head. Crewman V lands on the inside with an uppercut. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Crewman V lands with a light punch inside. Crewman V avoids a wild elbow strike from Orban. Orban lands a nice elbow.
Expendable Crewman V's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it. Crewman V fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
That's four minutes gone in the round. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Crewman V. Orban working hard to break the clinch. Crewman V tries to work over Orban's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Crewman V blocks an elbow strike from Orban.
Orban lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. Orban throws an elbow but it misses.
Crewman V lands with a short shot to the head.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Viktor Orban's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Expendable Crewman V! Expendable Crewman V really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that KOMBAT KLOTHING logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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