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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 99 p4p, 4 weight class) and Bubba Gumption (ranked 71 p4p, 3 weight class). SissyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Scooters. FannyPack SissyPants has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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194 cm
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268 lbs
24 - 6 - 0 |
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192 cm
32
260 lbs
32 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
24 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
32 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubba Gumption! The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! SissyPants rushes Gumption and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch. SissyPants works on Gumption's body with a couple of short punches. Gumption works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
SissyPants misses with the head strike.
SissyPants blocks an uppercut.
SissyPants lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. SissyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short body shot lands from SissyPants as the two fighters clinch.
SissyPants working some nice short punches in the clinch. SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. SissyPants presses Gumption against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. Gumption looks winded! SissyPants cracks Gumption with a nice body shot. SissyPants lands a nice uppercut. Gumption takes a shot to the head. Gumption blocking some punches.
A short uppercut from SissyPants. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Gumption blocks an uppercut.
SissyPants lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. SissyPants makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. SissyPants lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage. SissyPants lands a nice shot to the body. SissyPants goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
SissyPants lands with a short shot to the head. SissyPants working aggressively here.
That's one minute gone in the round. SissyPants lands on the inside with an uppercut. Gumption misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gumption misses with a short punch on the inside. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for SissyPants. SissyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. SissyPants scores with a shoulder strike. SissyPants fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gumption's elbow. SissyPants lands an uppercut. SissyPants throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gumptions head. A short uppercut from SissyPants. SissyPants tries to throw a body punch but Gumption avoids it by throwing SissyPants back against the cage. Gumption blocking some punches.
Gumption has a couple of punches blocked by SissyPants.
SissyPants lands a left hand.
SissyPants blocks an uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from SissyPants.
Gumption blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! SissyPants scores with a hook to the body. SissyPants lands a body shot in the clinch.
SissyPants lands with a short punch from the clinch.
SissyPants scores with a shot to the side of Gumption's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round. SissyPants scores with an uppercut up the middle. SissyPants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Gumption is rocked! SissyPants cracks Gumption with a nice body shot. Gumption takes a shot to the head. Gumption is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him? Gumption doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Gumption seems to have recovered his senses. A short left from SissyPants. SissyPants misses with the head strike.
SissyPants creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Gumption with a big uppercut! Gumption tries to clinch up but SissyPants pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Gumption to the mat! Gumption covers up and SissyPants unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). FannyPack SissyPants! A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, FannyPack SissyPants made sure he mentioned HELLBENT, along with how happy he was to win his fight. The defeated Bubba Gumption had this to say: 'My shrimp have failed me. Time to move on to lobster?'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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