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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lavar Ball (ranked 977 p4p, 149 weight class) and Lucifer Satan (ranked 770 p4p, 39 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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190 cm
29
219 lbs
11 - 3 - 0 |
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200 cm
36
288 lbs
28 - 16 - 0 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lavar Ball! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
28 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lucifer Satan! The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Chris Edwards and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Ball fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Satan slips under a jab. Satan connects with an inside leg kick. Satan catches Ball with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
It looks like Lavar Ball has been cut. Satan looks to land a right hand but Ball moved out of range. Ball half committed to a counter leg kick. Ball digs a good body shot into Satan's ribs. Ball lands a jab to Satan's midsection. Satan steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ball. Satan throws a leg kick and Ball counters with a stiff right hand. Ball lands a nice shot to the body.
Donk. Satan catches Ball right on the button with a cross. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Ball slips a straight right by Satan. Ball ducks right into an uppercut from Satan. Ball lands with a good body shot. Ball connects with a single shot there.
That's one minute gone in the round. Ball throws the left hand but Satan avoids the punch easily. Satan has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Ball lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin. Satan misses with a leg kick and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick. Ball misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Satan throws a poor cross that misses
enabling Ball to counter with a crisp jab. Ball blocks a leg kick. Ball has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Xtreme MMA in the buildup to the fight. Satan misses with a head kick.
Ball feints and then cracks Satan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Satan down. A big left from Ball misses. Satan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ball moves away. Ball just misses with a punch to the body.
Satan throws a sloppy head kick and Ball moves out of range easily. Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Satan.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Satan pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. Lucifer Satan is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Satan lunges at Ball with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Ball's hand. Satan throws a looping overhand right but Ball ducks down to avoid it. Ball connects with an inside leg kick. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Ball throws a one two combo.
A jab from Ball finds it's way through Satan's defenses. Satan throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Ball. A head kick misses from Satan. Ball misses with a jab to the body
and Satan counters with a straight right hand. The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Ball checks a leg kick. Satan throws a wild body kick that Ball sees coming a mile off. Ball throws a counter high kick but Satan was just alert enough to avoid it. Ball slips a jab and a cross from Satan.
Satan moves out of range of the strikes. Ball backing away here, and Satan unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Satan takes a swing at Ball's ribcage but misses. Satan looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Satan tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Ball is able to avoid easily. Ball throwing a counter right hand but Satan manages to avoid it. Ball lands a right hook to the body.
Satan throws a hook but Ball avoids it easily. Ball jabbing away but nothing is landing. Satan throws a series of punches but Ball avoids them all with ease. Satan misses with a head kick.
Satan goes for a high kick. It partially lands. Satan blocks a jab. A head kick by Satan misses and Ball connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Satan throws a looping overhand right but Ball ducks down to avoid it. Satan misses the shot to the body. Ball lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Ball throws out a powerful jab. Satan throws a jab when Ball was well out of range. An attempted straight right counter from Ball misses the target. Satan throws a sloppy head kick and Ball moves out of range easily. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Ball cracks the inside of Satan's front leg. Satan pushing out the jab but it's not landing. A little feinted left hand from Ball on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. A low kick from Ball is predictable there and Satan counters with a nice uppercut. Satan chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ball can pounce on him.
Satan misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Satan misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Ball.
Ball thinks about countering with a body kick. Ball cracks the inside of Satan's front leg. Nice straight punches there by Ball. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Ball. Satan takes a kick to the body and keeps moving. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Lavar Ball will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Lavar Ball's cut. That's time! Ball's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Ball misses with a body kick. Satan does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy. Ball swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect. Satan throws a head kick that misses. Satan swinging wildly here.
Ball sizes up Satan with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle. Satan drops Ball with a beautiful combination! Ball stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Satan is looking for the KO! Ball just misses with a punch to the body.
Ball loads up on a big right hand but Satan slips the punch. Satan thows a left - swing and a miss! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. A swing and a miss from Satan. Ball drops down looking for a counter takedown but Satan sprawls and moves away. Ball slips under a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round. Satan swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Satan tries a head kick but it misses.
Satan throws a push kick but Ball slaps the foot to one side. Satan is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot. Ball cracks Satan with a right hand to the side of the head. Satan moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
A jab from Ball finds it's way through Satan's defenses. A head kick misses from Satan. Ball looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger. Satan cracks Ball with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business. Ball swings away with a leg kick that misses. Satan lands a big head kick that sends Ball tumbling to the mat! Satan takes a step backwards and waves Ball back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Ball is rocked! The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Satan walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Ball drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Satan swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Ball's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lucifer Satan! A very excited looking Lucifer Satan made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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