PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elvis Astrok (ranked 3330 p4p, 72 weight class) and Pittsburgh Steelers (ranked 2539 p4p, 105 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Astrok might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Janna - Täyteen vaan. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Astrok
vs
Steelers

199 cm
30
235 lbs
14 - 3 - 0

200 cm
29
285 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Elvis Astrok!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Pittsburgh Steelers!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Astrok looks to score with a jab to the body but Steelers is just out of range.
Steelers throws a front kick aimed at Astrok's knee but Astrok avoids it well.
Steelers has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Astrok is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Steelers throws a head kick that misses.
Steelers circles away from the clinch attempt.
Steelers misses with a two punch combination.
Astrok throws a low kick but Steelers avoids it.
Steelers swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Astrok connects with a single shot there.
Astrok is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Steelers.
Steelers throws a low kick but Astrok moves out of range easily.
Steelers takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
A jab from Steelers misses.
Steelers takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Astrok has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Gangsterdamage in the buildup to the fight.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Steelers takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Astrok tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Astrok looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Decent striking displayed by Astrok there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Astrok blocks the body kick.
Astrok throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Astrok backing away here, and Steelers unleashes a leg kick that just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steelers pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Astrok looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Steelers keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Elvis Astrok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Astrok wants to clinch
and Steelers counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Steelers uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Astrok.
Astrok connects with a body shot that sends Steelers's belly button to the back.
Astrok scores with a hook to the body. Steelers takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Astrok throws a quick inside leg kick.
Astrok connects with a nice looking jab.
Astrok pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Astrok cracks the inside of Steelers's front leg.
Steelers on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A thudding body kick lands there by Astrok!

Astrok takes the fight into the clinch.
Astrok blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Steelers lands an uppercut.

Astrok escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Steelers dodges the punch combination from Astrok.
Steelers throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Astrok throws a body kick that misses.
Astrok tries a low kick but Steelers avoids it.
Steelers lands a head kick!

It looks like Elvis Astrok has been cut.
Astrok turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Astrok throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Astrok is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Steelers looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Astrok cracks Steelers with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Astrok is looking to clinch but Steelers is avoiding it.
Steelers throws a looping overhand right but Astrok ducks down to avoid it.
Astrok is looking to counter with head kicks.
Astrok ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Steelers moves away.
Despite the aggression on Steelers's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Steelers waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Astrok.
A nice inside leg kick there by Astrok. That's going to slow Steelers down.
Astrok avoids the head kick by Steelers.
Astrok lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Astrok lands a nice shot that snaps Steelers's head back.
Astrok cracks Steelers with a right hand to the side of the head.
Astrok uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Steelers.
Steelers slips under a jab.
Astrok looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Astrok checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Steelers drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Astrok clinches up against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Astrok misses with a body punch.
Astrok working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Steelers pushes off an throws an elbow but Astrok leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Astrok has a couple of punches blocked by Steelers.
Steelers lands a right hand.
Astrok lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A shot in the inside from Astrok.
Astrok scores with a shoulder strike.
Astrok tries to throw a body punch but Steelers avoids it by throwing Astrok back against the cage.
Astrok swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Astrok landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Astrok lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Steelers blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Astrok scores with a hook to the body.
Steelers looks winded!
Astrok misses with a punch to the body.
Steelers blocks an elbow strike.
Astrok is trying to force a seperation but Steelers has the dominant position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Elvis Astrok dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Elvis Astrok's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Steelers tried to score with a low kick but Astrok checks it.
Astrok moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Astrok checks a leg kick.
Astrok digs a good body shot into Steelers's ribs.
Astrok bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Astrok moves out of range of the leg kick from Steelers.
Astrok pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Steelers back to the cage. Astrok follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Astrok checks a leg kick.
Astrok seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Astrok comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Steelers avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Steelers takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Astrok throws a body shot but no joy.
Astrok with a hook.
Astrok has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Astrok throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Astrok lands with a kick to the ribs.
Astrok defending well as Steelers loads up on a big left hand.
Steelers is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Steelers takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Astrok feints and then cracks Steelers's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Steelers down.
Astrok takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Astrok throws a combination that misses
enabling Steelers to counter with a crisp jab.
Steelers takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Astrok moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Astrok lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Steelers gets caught by a brutal right hook which buckles his knees! Steelers tries to backpedal with his spaghettilegs but Astrok is headhunting and goes for the kill. A jab and a right hook connect and Steelers buckles badly as his eyes roll back. The referee steps in and saves Steelers!! Steelers is complaining but he was clearly out on his feet. Astrok throws his mouthpiece into the crowd. Mmmm spit-tastic.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Elvis Astrok!
Elvis Astrok decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
In defeat, Pittsburgh Steelers stepped up to the mic, saying 'I can not believe he beat me. Fuck!'.