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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monte Zuma (ranked 582 p4p, 60 weight class) and Bunny Anstey (ranked 1226 p4p, 133 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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190 cm
32
255 lbs
19 - 11 - 0 |
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205 cm
37
280 lbs
45 - 31 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Monte Zuma! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
45 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Bunny Anstey! The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Robert Douchet and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Zuma fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Anstey manages to avoid it. Anstey drops Zuma with a beautiful combination! Zuma stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Anstey is looking for the KO!
It looks like Monte Zuma has been cut. Zuma throws a head kick but Anstey moves out of range.
Anstey throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land. Anstey misses with a two punch combination.
Zuma fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Zuma pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And Anstey tries to counter it with a takedown but Zuma pushes his down on his head and steps out. Anstey swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Zuma counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body. Zuma bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. Anstey looks to throw the jab but Zuma is out of range. Zuma half committed to a counter leg kick. A shot to the liver by Zuma. Beautiful body shot. Zuma misses the shot to the body. Anstey unleashes a big counter combination but Zuma bobs and weaves and avoids any damage. Anstey gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Zuma tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. Sloppy strikes from Anstey. Those never looked like landing. Zuma lands a nice shot to the body.
Anstey misses with a two punch combination.
Zuma moves in looking to clinch but Anstey pushes him off. Zuma avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
That's one minute gone in the round. Zuma cracks the inside of Anstey's front leg. Zuma checks a leg kick nicely. Anstey takes one to the chin there. Zuma throws a sloppy head kick and Anstey moves out of range easily. Zuma drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Anstey's head, knocking him out cold! Zuma is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Monte Zuma! A very excited looking Monte Zuma rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
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G |
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G |
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
90% |
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