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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Ginger Jesus (ranked 8744 p4p, 646 weight class) and Joseph Razore (ranked 4765 p4p, 477 weight class). Razore is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: My Way by Joe Frazier. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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228 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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230 lbs
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Excellent boxer
Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ginger Jesus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Joseph Razore!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Glass and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jesus lands a nice hook to Razore's body. Razore takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Razore looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Razore moves out of range of the strikes.
Jesus jabs at Razore's body.
Razore tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jesus darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Jesus scores with a sloppy right hand. Razore should have avoided that one.
The fighters circle momentarily. Jesus darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Razore throws a body shot but no joy.
Jesus thuds his right hand into Razore's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Razore takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Razore throws a body shot but no joy.
Razore takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jesus blocks a jab.
Razore misses with a straight left.
A lazy left from Jesus finds it's target.
Razore lands a slapping body shot.
Razore gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Jesus lands with a shot to the body.
Jesus lands with a straight right. Razore didn't see that one coming.
Razore's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Razore duly obliges.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Razore misses with a wild body shot.
Jesus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Razore throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jesus throwing a counter right hand but Razore manages to avoid it.
Razore looks to land a combination but Jesus avoids it well.
A shot to the body from Razore misses
and Jesus counters with a stiff right hand.
Jesus moves away from the strike by Razore.
Razore uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jesus.
Razore is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Jesus rather than just go for the knockout.
Razore walks into a straight right hand from Jesus.
Razore swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jesus cracks Razore with a good jab.
Razore throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jesus.
It looks like Jesus has been trying to sharpen up his punching technique, as it looks crisper than last time we saw him.
Razore throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Jesus.
Jesus scores with the left hand. Razore knows he should have avoided that one.
Jesus avoids the body shot from Razore.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Razore misses with a combination
and Jesus counters with a left to the body.
Jesus cracks a nice hook into Razore's ribs.
Razore doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Razore walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Razore misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jesus.
Jesus throwing a counter right hand but Razore manages to avoid it.
Jesus dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Razore takes a swing at Jesus's ribcage but misses.
Razore takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Razore ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jesus moves away.
Razore misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jesus counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Razore walks into a stiff left hand from Jesus.
Razore misses with a head kick.
Razore swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Jesus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Razore tries a head kick but it misses.
Razore doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Jesus scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Razore shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Razore. Jesus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jesus throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Razore stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Jesus closes the distance and clinches.
Jesus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Razore's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ginger Jesus dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Razore tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Joseph Razore is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Razore needs to keep his hands up - Jesus had a free shot at his head there.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Razore takes a shot right to the bread basket.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Jesus.
Razore tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Razore throws a body shot but no joy.
Razore fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Razore takes a swing at Jesus's ribcage but misses.
Jesus just misses with a punch to the body.
Razore tries to land a body kick
and Jesus counters with a straight right hand.
Razore scores with a decent looking hook.
Razore looks to throw a body kick
and Razore takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A lazy left from Jesus finds it's target.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Razore will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jesus is looking to counter punch.
Razore throws a sloppy head kick and Jesus moves out of range easily.
Jesus clobbers Razore with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Jesus scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A cross from Jesus lands.
Jesus lands with a shot to the body.
Razore pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jesus bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Razore's head.
A combination from Razore does no damage.
Razore tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jesus was well out of range. Poor timing from Razore.
A jab from Jesus finds it's way through Razore's defenses.
Razore takes one on the button.
Razore pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Jesus lands an overhand right.
Razore is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Jesus.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jesus has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Razore finds it's way round the side to connect with Jesus's head.
Jesus lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
A left lands for Jesus.
Jesus jabs at Razore's body.
Jesus slips a jab and a cross from Razore.
Jesus swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Jesus slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Razore tries to land a body kick
and Razore takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Razore has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jesus finds it's way round the side to connect with Razore's head.
Jesus's corner calls for a 1-2. Jesus obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Jesus is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Jab, jab by Jesus - just one landing.
Jesus uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Razore.
Jesus takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Razore looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Ginger Jesus is winning the standup battle so far.
Razore throws a right and a left that both miss.
Razore takes one on the button.
Good exchange - Jesus coming out on top.
Jesus just misses with a punch to the body.
Jesus cracks Razore with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jesus throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Jesus lands with a hook. Razore tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jesus takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jesus avoids the body shot from Razore.
Razore misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ginger Jesus dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Jesus throws a hook but Razore avoids it easily.
Razore ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Jesus moves away.
Razore throws a sloppy body shot
and Razore takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Jesus throws a big shot that misses.
Jesus sizes up Razore with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Razore takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jesus takes a swing at Razore's ribcage but misses.
Jesus lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Ginger Jesus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Razore avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Razore throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Razore fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Razore misses with a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Razore scores with a punch to the head.
Razore gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Jesus.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Razore throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Razore looks for the body kick but Jesus saw that one coming.
The crowd cheers as Jesus lands an impressive looking overhand right. Razore doesn't seem phased though.
Razore has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jesus cracks a nice hook into Razore's ribs.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jesus throws a good cross that connects.
Jesus throws a body shot but no joy.
Razore lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jesus tests Razore's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Razore misses with an uppercut. Jesus saw that one coming.
Jesus takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Jesus lunges at Razore with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Razore's hand.
Jesus slips under a jab.
Jab by Jesus.
Razore tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jesus is able to avoid easily.
Razore throws a lazy uppercut
and Jesus counters with a nice uppercut.
Jesus bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Razore's head backwards.
Jesus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Razore can do to turn this around?
Razore misses with a body kick.
Jesus scores with a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jesus works over Razore's head and body with a nice combination.
Jesus scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jesus looks to land a left hand but Razore moved out of range nicely.
A nice side step and Razore releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Razore takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Razore looks to score with a jab to the body but Jesus is just out of range.
Razore throws a leg kick but Jesus sees it coming and moves out of range.
Jesus scores with a decent looking hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Razore. Jesus does a little dance to reset his feet.
Razore lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jesus comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Razore throws a combination. Jesus tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Jesus lands a nice hook to Razore's body. Razore takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jesus lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
A shot to the body from Razore misses
and Jesus counters with a two punch combo.
Jesus digs a good hook to Razore's body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jesus fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Razore on the side of the head.
Razore throws a nice looking combination but Jesus bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jesus was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Razore takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Jesus scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Joseph Razore has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jesus lands with a good body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Ginger Jesus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jesus has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ginger Jesus!
A relieved looking Ginger Jesus thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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