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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cam Newton (ranked 1255 p4p, 183 weight class) and Mike Tyson (ranked 1061 p4p, 160 weight class). Newton comes to the cage accompanied by Superman. Tyson comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Mary had a little lamb kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Mike Tyson told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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196 cm
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222 lbs
28 - 17 - 0 |
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184 cm
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226 lbs
54 - 33 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
28 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Cam Newton! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
54 - 33 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mike Tyson! The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Elvis Blanc and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Tyson misses with a telegraphed body shot
letting Newton counter with a right hand. Tyson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
It looks like Cam Newton has been cut. Newton feints with a jab and clips Tyson right behind the ear with a massive overhand right! Tyson is sent crashing into the canvas and Newton leaps in for the kill! Tyson tries to get to his feet but Newton is just battering him from every conceivable angle. The ref decides that Tyson is in need of a savior and steps in!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Cam Newton! Cam Newton tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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energy
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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