PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Mac McTorture (ranked 7672 p4p, 0 weight class) and Butch Thighpunch (ranked 4101 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

McTorture
vs
Thighpunch

190 cm
25
165 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

185 cm
25
180 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mac McTorture!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Butch Thighpunch!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Yves DeLean and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thighpunch thuds a left hand into McTorture's body.
McTorture really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
McTorture looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Thighpunch scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
McTorture takes a shot right to the bread basket.

Thighpunch drops McTorture with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but McTorture looks back up at him and smiles so Thighpunch waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

McTorture is rocked!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thighpunch flashes McTorture a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. McTorture's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. McTorture crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Thighpunch punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Butch Thighpunch!
Butch Thighpunch decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.