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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Total Bastard (ranked 3069 p4p, 150 weight class) and Sitmongkol Sitsongrit (ranked 3999 p4p, 193 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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168 cm
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137 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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172 cm
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138 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Experienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Total Bastard! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Sitmongkol Sitsongrit! The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Sitsongrit fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Bastard checks it well. Sitsongrit throws a body shot but no joy. Bastard walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Bastard takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sitsongrit moves away. Sitsongrit doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter. Bastard jabbing away but nothing is landing. An inside leg kick lands from Sitsongrit. A jab from Sitsongrit finds it's way through Bastard's defenses. A decent looking cross lands there for Bastard.
It looks like Sitmongkol Sitsongrit has been cut. Sitsongrit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bastard moves away. Bastard definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight. Sitsongrit swings for the body but Bastard moves out of range.
Sitsongrit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bastard throws a big shot that misses. Bastard lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Sitsongrit is rocked! Bastard misses with a wild body shot. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Sitsongrit keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bastard. Bastard misses with a right hand and Sitsongrit counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Sitsongrit looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. Sitsongrit misses with a leg kick. Sitsongrit fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bastard is out of range. Bastard is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Sitsongrit. Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sitsongrit.
That's one minute gone in the round. Sitsongrit works Bastard's body with a nice hook. Bastard throws a hook to the side of Sitsongrit's head but Sitsongrit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bastard backing away here, and Sitsongrit unleashes a leg kick that just misses. Sitsongrit misses with a low kick. Bastard throws out a loose jab but Sitsongrit uses good head movement to avoid it. Bastard misses with a hook. Sitsongrit ducked under it nicely. Bastard wants to clinch up but Sitsongrit keeps it at a distance. Sitsongrit scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bastard doesn't seem bothered though. Bastard misses the shot to the body. Sitsongrit feints a counter leg kick. Sitsongrit circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bastard smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button. Bastard throws a body punch but Sitsongrit moves out of range. Sitsongrit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bastard moves away. Bastard takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Bastard tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sitsongrit was well out of range. Poor timing from Bastard. Nice uppercut there from Sitsongrit. Sitsongrit lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Sitsongrit uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bastard. Sitsongrit throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Jab, jab by Sitsongrit - just one landing. Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit is looking to slow Bastard down with leg kicks. Sitsongrit scores with a slapping inside leg kick. Bastard uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sitsongrit. Bastard ducks under a wild hook from Sitsongrit. Sitsongrit throws a leg kick but Bastard checks it. Bastard uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sitsongrit. A telegraphed right hand from Bastard misses the target. Bastard misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bastard. Sitsongrit does a little dance to reset his feet. Sitsongrit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Sitsongrit scores with a sloppy right hand. Bastard should have avoided that one. Sitsongrit slips a straight right by Bastard. Bastard thows a left - swing and a miss! Bastard connects with a good right hand that stumbles Sitsongrit. Sitsongrit circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Bastard moves away from the strike by Sitsongrit. Sitsongrit is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Bastard had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté. Bastard checks a leg kick nicely. Bastard slips a straight right by Sitsongrit.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Sitsongrit tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Bastard is able to avoid easily. Bastard was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Sitsongrit takes a swing at Bastard's ribcage but misses. Sitsongrit with a hook. Sitsongrit tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bastard was well out of range. Poor timing from Sitsongrit. Sitsongrit takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it. Bastard has taken the fight to the clinch.
Sitsongrit tries to throw a body punch but Bastard avoids it by throwing Sitsongrit back against the cage. Sitsongrit blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bastard lands with a short shot to the head. Sitsongrit lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. Sitsongrit tries to break the clinch but Bastard is controlling the position. Sitsongrit is trying to maintain a safe position but Bastard gets an underhook and turns Sitsongrit into the cage. Sitsongrit breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Sitsongrit throws a body shot but no joy. Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sitsongrit.
Sitmongkol Sitsongrit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Bastard punishes Sitsongrit's body with a nice straight punch. Bastard is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Bastard scores with a nice strike.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Sitsongrit missing with a left hand there. Bastard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Sitsongrit swings and misses with a shot to the body and Bastard counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Bastard misses with a wild body shot. Bastard bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. Sitsongrit throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. Bastard slips under a jab from Sitsongrit. Bastard is looking to counter punch. Sitsongrit swings and misses with a hook to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Bastard misses the target. Sitsongrit misses the shot to the body. Bastard tries to clinch up but Sitsongrit circles away and keeps his distance. Bastard takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Bastard throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sitsongrit fakes a jab and scores with a low kick. Sitsongrit slips under a jab. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Bastard misses with an uppercut. Sitsongrit saw that one coming. Sitsongrit now looks to counter with a shot at the body. Bastard clinches with his opponent.
Bastard blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bastard. Sitsongrit has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Sitmongkol Sitsongrit will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Sitmongkol Sitsongrit's cut. The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Bastard fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. Bastard loads up on a big right hand but Sitsongrit slips the punch. Bastard throws the left hand but Sitsongrit avoids the punch easily. Bastard throws a body shot but no joy. Sitsongrit connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head. Sitsongrit scores with a hook to the body. Bastard takes a step back and tries to catch his breath. Sitsongrit connects with an inside leg kick. Bastard throws a hook to the side of Sitsongrit's head but Sitsongrit sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Bastard doesn't manage to clinch there - Sitsongrit circles away.
Bastard checks the leg kick. A chopping leg kick lands by Sitsongrit. Sitsongrit thows a left - swing and a miss! Bastard gets in close and instigates a clinch. Bastard blocking some punches.
Sitsongrit throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bastards head. Sitsongrit misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Bastard has Sitsongrit pressed against the cage, preventing Sitsongrit from circling away and getting back to striking at range. Sitsongrit scores with a shoulder strike. Bastard tries a body shot but Sitsongrit blocks it.
Bastard tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sitsongrit's elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bastard stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Bastard prevents a body shot from Sitsongrit. Bastard lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Sitsongrit is breathing heavily. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bastard. Sitsongrit scores with a shot to the side of Bastard's head. Sitsongrit lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bastard lands a right hand that snaps the head of Sitsongrit backwards. Sitsongrit wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bastard lands a left hand.
Bastard lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sitsongrit backwards. Bastard throws a punch but it's blocked by Sitsongrit. Sitsongrit tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Bastard lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Sitsongrit backwards. Bastard goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bastard gets through Sitsongrit's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Bastard tries to throw a body punch but Sitsongrit avoids it by throwing Bastard back against the cage. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Bastard blocks an uppercut.
Bastard digs a right hand underneath Sitsongrit's ribcage. Sitsongrit let out a lung full of air as it connected. Bastard lands a body punch in the clinch. Sitsongrit swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it. Sitsongrit swings wildly with an uppercut but Bastard uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bastard lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Sitsongrit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bastard's elbow. Bastard lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. Sitsongrit breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat. Bastard misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sitsongrit.
Sitsongrit keeps the fight on the outside. Sitsongrit takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Sitsongrit is still on wobbly legs! Can Bastard finish him? Sitsongrit displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bastard throws out the jab. Are you kidding me?! Bastard ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Sitsongrit clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Total Bastard! A relieved looking Total Bastard thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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