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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pillow Hands (ranked 8658 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bert Starius (ranked 5400 p4p, 0 weight class). Pillow Hands could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Bert Starius's chin.
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260 lbs
11 - 5 - 0 |
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230 lbs
18 - 10 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pillow Hands!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bert Starius!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Paul Aken and Saam Ante.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
Starius misses with a two punch combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Starius throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Starius momentarily.
Danga de danga de dang - Starius scores with a four punch combination!
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
Sloppy strikes from Starius. Those never looked like landing.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Starius manages to avoid it.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Starius throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Starius takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters with a straight right hand.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hands was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hands misses with an uppercut.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Starius misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hands is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
No joy there for Starius, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Starius throws a left and a right that both miss
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hands throws a body punch but Starius moves out of range.
Bert Starius seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Starius misses with a wild combination.
Hands lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Starius throws a combination that misses
and Hands connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Starius misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Starius misses with the combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Starius on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Starius misses with a double jab
and Hands counters with a left to the body.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hands throws a lazy right hand but Starius sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Starius unleashes a big counter combination but Hands bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Starius misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Starius. Those never looked like landing.
A combination from Starius does no damage.
Hands lands with a nice body punch.
Starius falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Hands to counter with a crisp jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Starius throws a right hand that Hands ducks under and follows up with a left that Hands also avoids with ease.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Jab, jab by Hands - just one landing.
Starius misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Hands is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Sloppy strikes from Hands. Those never looked like landing.
Starius uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hands.
Starius throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Hands counters with a nice uppercut.
Sloppy strikes from Starius. Those never looked like landing.
Nice body punch from Hands.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Starius misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bert Starius dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
A combination from Starius does no damage.
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Starius throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Starius's head.
Starius misses with the combination.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Hands was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Hands seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Starius tries to bum rush Hands with a series of wild strikes but Hands uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Starius misses with a jab, cross combination.
Starius swinging wildly here.
Hands is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands cracks Starius with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Starius looks to land a combination but Hands avoids it well.
Bert Starius is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Starius will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Starius is breathing heavily.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Good standup being displayed there by Hands as he connects with a hook.
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
Hands swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Starius has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hands misses with a straight right.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Starius throws a right and a left that Hands avoids nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius falls off balance throwing a combination
and Starius takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hands swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Starius uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Hands.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands avoids them all with ease.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Starius throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
Starius misses with a two punch combination.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hands.
Starius misses with the combination.
Starius throws a series of punches but Hands moves out of range.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Hands cracks Starius with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hands throws a body shot but no joy.
Starius is looking for the big counter here.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands throws a big counter combination but Starius scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands lands a glancing blow to the side of Starius's head.
No joy there for Starius, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Hands throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Starius manages to avoid it.
Starius will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Hands lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Starius rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hands moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Starius misses with a wild combination.
A combination from Starius does no damage.
Hands appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Hands fails to land with a series of punches.
Starius misses with the combination.
Bert Starius seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Bert Starius showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Hands misses the jab.
Starius misses with the combination.
An attempted straight right counter from Hands misses the target.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
A little feinted left hand from Hands on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Hands is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
A counter left hand to the body from Hands misses its target.
Hands throws a hook but Starius blocks it.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
As Starius looks to move away, Hands throws a big counter combo but Starius just gets out of the way.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from Starius misses.
Starius takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Starius throws a nice looking combination but Hands bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Hands lands with a good body shot.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Starius will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Starius throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hands.
Hands was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Starius closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A punch combination from Starius misses.
Starius uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hands.
A punch combination from Starius misses.
Starius misses with a few strikes there.
Hands throws a hook but Starius blocks it.
Pillow Hands has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Starius.
Hands dodges the punch combination from Starius.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius misses with a two punch combination.
Hands throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
letting Hands counter with a right hand.
Starius swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Hands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Hands slips a jab and a cross from Starius.
Hands lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Starius circles away quickly and effectively.
Starius is looking for the big counter here.
Starius lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hands circles away quickly and effectively.
Hands swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Left hook, right uppercut from Starius.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Starius fails to land with a series of punches.
Hands lands a jab to the head.
Hands jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Starius fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Starius throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hands.
Hands throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
It looked like Hands was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Starius.
Starius misses with a double jab.
Starius throws a right and a left that both miss.
Some wild striking there from Starius.
Hands throwing a counter right hand but Starius manages to avoid it.
Nice body punch from Hands.
Hands lands with a hook. Starius tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hands throws a hook but Starius blocks it.
Starius looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hands swings for the body but Starius moves out of range.
Starius lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Starius misses with a series of wild punches.
Hands avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hands is looking to counter punch.
Hands misses with a two punch combination.
Starius swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hands is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Starius misses with a combination
and Hands counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Starius looks to land a combination but Hands avoids it well.
Hands misses with an uppercut.
And that's the end of the fight!
Bert Starius comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Starius has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Saam Ante scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bert Starius!
A very excited looking Bert Starius made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
The defeated Pillow Hands had this to say: 'I overtrained and paid the price. Went into the fight with no energy. I'll beat this fucker next time.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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