PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Finn The Human (ranked 871 p4p, 103 weight class) and Osiris Egyptian (ranked 939 p4p, 116 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think The Human might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Adventure Time. Finn The Human has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

The Human
vs
Egyptian

175 cm
23
167 lbs
12 - 3 - 0

185 cm
24
160 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Freebok (85% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Osiris Egyptian!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Thiago Cunha and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A solid leg kick lands there for Egyptian.
Decent striking displayed by The Human there.
The Human throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Egyptian stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The Human throws the left hand but Egyptian avoids the punch easily.
A big right from The Human misses.
Egyptian misses the shot to the body.
Finn The Human seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A combination from Egyptian does no damage.
A good leg kick by Egyptian.
The Human misses with an uppercut.
The Human misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Egyptian.
The Human throws a looping overhand right but Egyptian ducks down to avoid it.
Egyptian lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Human circles away quickly and effectively.
The Human shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Egyptian's corner calls for a 1-2. Egyptian obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Egyptian checks a leg kick.
Egyptian throws out a counter right but The Human avoids it with no problem.
Egyptian misses with a hook.
The Human definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A jab from Egyptian finds it's way through The Human's defenses.
The Human lands with a straight right. Egyptian didn't see that one coming.
The Human misses with a wild body shot.
The Human looks to land a left hand but Egyptian moved out of range nicely.
The Human throws a hook but Egyptian avoids it easily.
Egyptian stuns The Human with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The fighters circling - The Human throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human tries to close the distance and clinch up but Egyptian swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Egyptian ducks under a wild hook from The Human.
The Human throws a shot from downtown. Egyptian moves away and avoids it.
The Human misses with a left hand
and Egyptian counters with a nice low kick that buckles The Human's knee momentarily.
The Human chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Egyptian can pounce on him.
The Human misses with a shot to the body
and Egyptian counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Egyptian clobbers The Human with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Egyptian uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Human.
Egyptian lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The Human misses the jab.
Egyptian scoring well with a low kick there.
Egyptian scores with a nice right hand.
Egyptian avoids the body shot from The Human.
The Human ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Egyptian moves away.
Egyptian throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Egyptian cracks the inside of The Human's front leg.
The Human throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Human takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Egyptian scores with a sloppy right hand. The Human should have avoided that one.
Egyptian fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human misses with an uppercut.
Egyptian fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and The Human has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The Human tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Human misses with a looping right.
The Human takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Egyptian ducks right into an uppercut from The Human.
Egyptian lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Human is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A swing and a miss from The Human.
The Human scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Egyptian lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Human throws a leg kick but Egyptian moved away.
The Human thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Human throws a lazy right hand but Egyptian sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Egyptian takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Egyptian throws a leg kick which misses The Human's front leg but catches the back leg as The Human tries to avoid it.
Egyptian has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
The Human throws a hook but Egyptian blocks it.
A slow jab from The Human misses its intended target.
Egyptian tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and The Human is able to avoid easily.
A big left from The Human misses.
The Human throws a predictable looking body shot
and Egyptian counters with a nice low kick that buckles The Human's knee momentarily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Human ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Egyptian moves away.
Egyptian scores with a shot to the body.
Egyptian scores with a jab.
The Human misses with a right hand
and Egyptian counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Egyptian's corner calls for a 1-2. Egyptian obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The Human throws a jab when Egyptian was well out of range.
Egyptian throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Egyptian checks the leg kick nicely there.
Egyptian blocks a jab.
Egyptian bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Egyptian throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Egyptian cracks the inside of The Human's front leg.
Egyptian darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Egyptian is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! The Human had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Egyptian chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Egyptian takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Egyptian moves out of range as The Human strikes.
Egyptian swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Egyptian with a jab.
The Human takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Egyptian lands with a right hand.
The Human throws a big shot that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Human misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Egyptian.
The Human is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Egyptian.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Egyptian throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The Human works the jab nicely.
The Human throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Egyptian lands with a kick to the ribs.
The Human has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Egyptian.
The Human swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Human throws an overhand right that lands on Egyptian's shoulder, as Egyptian tries to avoid the shot.
A jab from Egyptian does it's job there.
Egyptian ducks under a wild hook from The Human.
The Human looks to land a right hand but Egyptian moved out of range.
A big right from The Human misses.
Egyptian misses with a looping right.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
The Human takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The Human is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Egyptian's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Egyptian slips a jab from The Human.
The Human misses the body punch
letting Egyptian counter with a right hand.
The Human swings for the body but Egyptian moves out of range.
The Human stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Egyptian.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Osiris Egyptian dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Egyptian lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Egyptian cracks the inside of The Human's front leg.
A chopping leg kick lands by The Human.
The Human throws an off balance right hand
and Egyptian counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Egyptian fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and The Human has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
The Human throws a body punch but Egyptian moves out of range.

The Human moves into the clinch.
Egyptian has The Human pressed against the cage.
The Human swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Human displaying some good clinch control by pressing Egyptian up against the cage.
Egyptian has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Egyptian has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Egyptian misses with a punch on the inside.
The Human's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A shot in the inside from The Human.
The Human scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Human throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Egyptians head.

Egyptian escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Egyptian throws a jab but it's blocked by The Human.
The Human wants to land a leg kick but Egyptian is out of range.
Egyptian lands a glancing blow to the side of The Human's head.
The Human throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Egyptian is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
The Human misses with a straight left.
Egyptian throws a looping overhand right but The Human ducks down to avoid it.
That kick from Egyptian tenderised The Human's leg. The Human is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Human lands with a nice body punch.
The Human moves out of range as Egyptian throws a body kick.
The Human on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Egyptian punishes The Human's body with a nice straight punch.
The Human finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Human avoids the head kick by Egyptian.
A nice leg kick lands there from Egyptian.
The Human looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The Human misses the body punch
and Egyptian counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Osiris Egyptian seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Human with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Egyptian lands a jab to the nose.
Nice defenses there by The Human.
The Human seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian throws a series of punches but The Human moves out of range.
Good leg kick by Egyptian there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Egyptian turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Human throws a sloppy body shot
and Egyptian counters with a left and a right that stings The Human.

The Human takes the fight into the clinch.
Egyptian can't break the clinch.
Egyptian pushes The Human back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Human tries to work over Egyptian's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Egyptian just leaning against The Human, taking a breather.
The Human lands a hook that snaps the head of Egyptian backwards.
Egyptian is looking to control The Human's arms but The Human gets an underhook and turns him. Now Egyptian has his back to the cage.
Egyptian using the Thai plumb to throw knees but The Human has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Egyptian taking a breather.
The Human blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Egyptian blocks a body shot from The Human.
The Human scores with a hook to the body.
Egyptian throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Egyptian misses with some punches.
Egyptian has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. The Human seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Egyptian can turn it around.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Egyptian struggles to land a body shot inside as The Human controls his hands.
Egyptian tries to break the clinch but The Human is controlling the position.
The Human misses with a short punch on the inside.
The Human lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Egyptian backwards.
A right hand to the body from The Human.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The Human swings wildly with an uppercut but Egyptian uses good head movement to avoid it.
Egyptian blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short body shot lands from The Human as the two fighters clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Human.
A short left from The Human.
Egyptian throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Humans head.
Egyptian scores with a knee to the head.

Egyptian escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Egyptian swings for the body but The Human moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Egyptian lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and The Human has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from The Human and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The Human throws a predictable looking body shot
and Egyptian counters with a stiff right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
That kick from Egyptian tenderised The Human's leg. The Human is trying to keep his angry face on.
Egyptian moves into range and connects with a jab.
The Human tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Egyptian was well out of range. Poor timing from The Human.
The Human throws an off balance right hand
and Egyptian counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Egyptian keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Human throws a hook but Egyptian blocks it.
The Human scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Egyptian lands a jab to the head.
The Human tries to clinch up but Egyptian circles away and keeps his distance.
Egyptian swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The Human throws a hook but Egyptian avoids it easily.
Egyptian feints and then cracks The Human's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow The Human down.
Egyptian takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Egyptian moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The Human staying out of range there.
Egyptian slips under a jab.
The Human throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Human throws a body punch but Egyptian moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Osiris Egyptian showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

The Human looks to score with a jab to the body but Egyptian is just out of range.
Egyptian slips under a jab from The Human.
The Human missing with a left hand there. Egyptian was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Human looks to score with a jab to the body but Egyptian is just out of range.
Egyptian bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A good leg kick by Egyptian.
Egyptian stalks The Human and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into The Human's face. The Human staggers backwards, shaken.
The Human lands a jab to Egyptian's midsection.
The Human chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Egyptian can pounce on him.
The Human wants to slow Egyptian down by chopping away at his legs.
Egyptian misses with a body shot.
The Human misses with a straight right.
Egyptian moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.

The Human has managed to clinch.
Egyptian lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Egyptian connects with a knee to the head.
The Human tries a body shot but Egyptian blocks it.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Human.
The Human lands a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Egyptian doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by The Human.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Egyptian creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
The Human lands an uppercut.
The Human can't find room to land a body shot as Egyptian controls the action.
The Human tries to stall but Egyptian uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
The Human looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Egyptian doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Egyptian is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Egyptian is trying to maintain a safe position but The Human gets an underhook and turns Egyptian into the cage.
The Human doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Egyptian manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Stalling in the clinch from Egyptian.
Egyptian makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
The Human lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Finn The Human has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Egyptian's elbow.
Egyptian misses with a short punch on the inside.
The Human goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Human misses with a body punch.
Egyptian lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Finn The Human has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Egyptian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
The Human tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Egyptian breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Egyptian, as that shot connected.
A good leg kick by Egyptian.
Egyptian throws an overhand right that lands on The Human's shoulder, as The Human tries to avoid the shot.
Egyptian scores with a jab to the jaw.
A low kick from The Human is predictable there
and Egyptian counters with a nice leg kick.
The Human looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Egyptian lands a jab to the head.
Egyptian throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Human.
Egyptian fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The Human fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Egyptian manages to avoid it.
Egyptian looks like he wants to counter punch here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Egyptian!
Egyptian looks to throw the jab but The Human is out of range.
The Human jabs Egyptian right on the nose. Egyptian blinks but takes it well.
Egyptian tries to score with a low kick but The Human moves his leg out of the way.
Egyptian moves out of range as The Human strikes.
The Human's corner calls for a 1-2. The Human obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The Human lands a jab to the nose.
The Human jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.

Egyptian is rocked!
Egyptian ducks under a wild hook from The Human.
Egyptian is still on wobbly legs! Can The Human finish him?
The Human scores with a crisp jab that stopped Egyptian in his tracks.
Egyptian steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Human.
The Human backing away here, and Egyptian unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A good leg kick by Egyptian.
Egyptian checks a low kick from The Human.
Egyptian seems to have recovered his senses.
The Human walks into a stiff left hand from Egyptian.

The Human drops Egyptian with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Egyptian looks back up at him and smiles so The Human waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Egyptian throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Egyptian lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Egyptian doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Egyptian takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
The Human throws a jab but it's blocked by Egyptian.
The Human misses with a looping left.
Egyptian slips a jab from The Human.
Egyptian is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
Egyptian scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Egyptian lands with a cross.
The Human lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The Human swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Egyptian moves out of range as The Human strikes.
Osiris Egyptian is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
The Human takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Egyptian throws a body punch but The Human moves out of range.
Egyptian moves out of range of the strikes.
Egyptian smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Egyptian works the jab nicely.
That kick from Egyptian tenderised The Human's leg. The Human is trying to keep his angry face on.
Egyptian connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Egyptian misses with a kick to the body.
Egyptian misses with a low kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Osiris Egyptian.
I've got Egyptian winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 27:30
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 28:29
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 28:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Osiris Egyptian!
A very excited looking Osiris Egyptian made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.