PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Edward Stoker (ranked 37 p4p, 7 weight class) and Zeus Obliteratii (ranked 73 p4p, 10 weight class). Stoker's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Let There Be Rock by AC/DC. The crowd seem to be enjoying Obliteratii's choice of entrance music: Walkürenritt. On his way into the cage it seems that Edward Stoker has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Edward Stoker seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Stoker
vs
Obliteratii

199 cm
35
196 lbs
34 - 16 - 1

180 cm
35
188 lbs
34 - 13 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Aspire Clothing
Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 34 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Edward Stoker!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 34 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zeus Obliteratii!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obliteratii connects with a body shot.
Stoker does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Obliteratii looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Stoker catches Obliteratii with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

It looks like Zeus Obliteratii has been cut.
Obliteratii throws a nice inside leg kick.
Obliteratii throws a hook but Stoker avoids it easily.
A solid leg kick lands there for Obliteratii.
We've been told by Stoker's head coaches at ~T~ Troid - Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Stoker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Obliteratii.
A left lands for Stoker.
Stoker misses the shot to the body.
Obliteratii fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Stoker.
Obliteratii throws a low kick but Stoker avoids it.
Stoker throws a sloppy head kick
and Obliteratii counters with a stiff right hand.
Obliteratii cracks Stoker with an open hand slap.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stoker thuds a left hand into Obliteratii's body.
Obliteratii throws a front kick that sends Stoker stumbling back into the cage.
A jab from Obliteratii does it's job there.
Good work by Obliteratii as he checks the leg kick.
Obliteratii swings and misses with a hook to the body.
As Obliteratii backs away, Stoker returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Obliteratii looks to score with a jab to the body but Stoker is just out of range.
Stoker misses with a shot to the body
and Obliteratii cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Stoker moves into range and clinches up with Obliteratii.
Stoker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Obliteratii's elbow.
A right handed body shot lands from Obliteratii.
Stoker blocks a body shot from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii lands a shot to the body.
Stoker is breathing heavily.
Obliteratii softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Obliteratii working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Obliteratii lands a body punch.
Obliteratii lands a hook that snaps the head of Stoker backwards.
Stoker prevents a body shot from Obliteratii.
Stoker throws a head punch that misses.
Good body shot from Stoker.
Stoker swings wildly with an uppercut but Obliteratii uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short uppercut from Stoker.
We've been informed that Obliteratii has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stoker throws a head punch that misses.
Obliteratii lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Stoker prevents a body shot from Obliteratii.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii scores with a shoulder strike.
Stoker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stoker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Obliteratii lands a body punch.
Obliteratii digs a right hand underneath Stoker's ribcage. Stoker let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A head punch on the inside from Obliteratii fails to land.
Obliteratii tries to throw a body punch but Stoker avoids it by throwing Obliteratii back against the cage.
Stoker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Obliteratii's elbow.
A body shot lands from Obliteratii.
Nice body punch from Obliteratii - that landed with a thud.
Obliteratii lands a nice shot to the body.
Obliteratii lands with a short shot to the head.
Obliteratii lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Stoker backwards.
Obliteratii lands an uppercut.
Stoker misses with the head strike.
Stoker misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice left hand lands by Obliteratii.
A body shot lands from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short right from Obliteratii on the inside.
Stoker really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Obliteratii.
Obliteratii prevents a body shot from Stoker.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Stoker or not.
Obliteratii lands a body punch.
Obliteratii lands a nice uppercut.
Stoker prevents a body shot from Obliteratii.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Obliteratii.
Obliteratii lands a hook that snaps the head of Stoker backwards.
Obliteratii misses with a body punch.
Stoker throws a head punch that misses.
Obliteratii makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Obliteratii lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Obliteratii lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Obliteratii misses with a hook to the ribs.
Obliteratii scores with a nice hook to the head.

Stoker is rocked!
Obliteratii lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Oh Stoker is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obliteratii gets through Stoker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Obliteratii dips a shoulder and cracks Stoker with a mighty uppercut! Stoker falls back against the cage and Obliteratii unloads with a barrage of strikes! Stoker is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Obliteratii screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zeus Obliteratii!
Zeus Obliteratii is the new middleweight champion!
A very excited looking Zeus Obliteratii made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Edward Stoker stepped up to the mic, saying 'I may have lost that fight. But at least I'm not being managed by that douchebag Michael Knight (52061) anymore.'.