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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Phat Ho (ranked 501 p4p, 55 weight class) and Dixie Pablo Khakhold (ranked 571 p4p, 62 weight class). Ho kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water. Khakhold is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Penis song. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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145 lbs
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World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Phat Ho!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dixie Pablo Khakhold!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ho slips under a jab from Khakhold.
Khakhold keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Ho shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Khakhold tries to close the distance and clinch but Ho swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ho dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Khakhold. That did some damage!
Khakhold looks to land a left hand but Ho moved out of range nicely.
Khakhold connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Ho swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Khakhold throws out a counter right but Ho avoids it with no problem.
Ho looks to throw the jab but Khakhold is out of range.
Khakhold has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Ho keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Khakhold.
Ho throws a nice outside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ho cracks Khakhold with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Ho uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Khakhold.
Ho looks to throw the jab but Khakhold is out of range.
Ho has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Khakhold misses the shot to the body.
Ho tries to move into range but Khakhold moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Ho throws a jab when Khakhold was well out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Khakhold throws a hook but Ho avoids it easily.
Khakhold swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Ho counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Khakhold misses with a body shot
and Ho counters with a slapping leg kick.
Ho scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Phat Ho is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Ho connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Khakhold throws a hook but Ho avoids it easily.
Khakhold fails with an attempt to clinch.
Ho half committed to a counter leg kick.
Khakhold moves out of range of the body kick from Ho.
Ho connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Khakhold scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ho doesn't seem bothered though.
Khakhold throws a head kick but Ho moves out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Khakhold. That's going to slow Ho down.
Ho cracks Khakhold with an open hand slap.
Ho loads up on a big right hand but Khakhold slips the punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ho fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Khakhold checks it well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ho lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ho.
Khakhold thows a leg kick but Ho checks it
and Ho counters with a left to the body.
Ho throws a sloppy head kick and Khakhold moves out of range easily.
Khakhold throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ho misses with a low kick.
Khakhold throws a low kick but Ho avoids it.
Khakhold fails in his attempt to clinch.
Ho misses with a hook. Khakhold ducked under it nicely.
Khakhold throws a half hearted mid kick.
Khakhold slips under a jab from Ho.
Khakhold looks to score with a jab to the body but Ho is just out of range.
Ho tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Khakhold was well out of range. Poor timing from Ho.
A telegraphed right hand from Khakhold misses the target.
Khakhold lands a glancing blow to the side of Ho's head.
Ho scores with a jab.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Khakhold dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Ho. That did some damage!
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Khakhold.
Khakhold takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
The fighters circling - Khakhold throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Khakhold misses the shot to the body.
A left lands for Ho.
Khakhold slips a jab from Ho.
Khakhold connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Ho misses with a head kick.
Jab, jab by Ho - just one landing.
Khakhold lands a nice looking body kick.
Khakhold thuds a left hand into Ho's body.
Ho is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Ho misses with a wild body shot.
Khakhold looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ho lands with a shot to the body.
Khakhold throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Ho's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Khakhold with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Ho lands with a kick to the temple. Khakhold shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Ho finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Ho checks the leg kick nicely there.
Ho is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Khakhold thuds a left hand into Ho's body.
A nice leg kick lands there from Khakhold.
Khakhold connects with a body shot.
Ho scores with a head kick.
Ho defending well as Khakhold loads up on a big left hand.
Khakhold has closed the distance and engaged Ho in a clinch.
Ho's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Khakhold working aggressively here.
Khakhold tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Khakhold lands a left hand that snaps the head of Ho backwards.
Ho is trying to break the clinch but Khakhold has him pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Phat Ho will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Khakhold throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Khakhold lands with a thumping leg kick.
Khakhold has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Ho.
Ho misses with a straight left.
Khakhold moves out of range of the strikes.
Khakhold avoids the head kick by Ho.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ho.
Phat Ho is winning the standup battle so far.
Some bone on bone action there as Ho checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Khakhold bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Khakhold loads up on a big right hand but Ho slips the punch.
Khakhold throws the kick towards the body but Ho avoids it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Khakhold throws a low kick but it's checked well by Ho.
Ho lands a jab to the nose.
Khakhold is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ho.
Khakhold throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Ho throws a wild body kick that Khakhold sees coming a mile off.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Khakhold throws a low kick but Ho avoids it.
A clash of legs there as Ho blocks the low kick.
Ho fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Khakhold checks it well.
Khakhold throws a hook to the side of Ho's head but Ho sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ho thinks about countering with a head kick.
Khakhold throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ho displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Khakhold throws out the jab.
Ho bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Khakhold's head backwards.
Ho swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Khakhold ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
A chopping leg kick lands by Ho.
Ho misses with a low kick.
Khakhold scores with a jab. Ho acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Khakhold fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Khakhold tried to score with a low kick but Ho checks it.
Ho is looking to counter punch.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ho is looking to chop away at Khakhold's legs.
Ho motions for Khakhold to come forward. Ho throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Khakhold fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Ho checks it well.
Ho blocks a low kick nicely.
Khakhold cracks the inside of Ho's front leg.
Khakhold misses with a low kick.
Ho loads up on a big right hand but Khakhold slips the punch.
Ho misses with a low kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ho scores with a leg kick.
No joy there for Khakhold, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Khakhold throws a leg kick but Ho checks it.
Ho swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Ho dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Khakhold. That did some damage!
The crowd cheers as Ho lands an impressive looking overhand right. Khakhold doesn't seem phased though.
Khakhold misses with a right hand
and Ho counters with a thumping low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ho cracks Khakhold with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ho throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Khakhold sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ho avoids the body shot from Khakhold.
Ho blocks a head kick by Khakhold.
Ho checks the leg kick nicely there.
Khakhold throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ho sees it coming and avoids it easily.
It looked like Ho wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Ho misses with an uppercut
and Khakhold counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Ho lands a nice looking body shot.
Khakhold closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Ho looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A telegraphed right hand from Khakhold misses the target.
Ho misses with a hook. Khakhold ducked under it nicely.
Khakhold throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ho is looking to counter punch.
Khakhold misses with a leg kick
and Ho counters with a nice uppercut.
Ho throws a lazy right hand but Khakhold sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ho connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ho lands the left hand.
Ho takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Ho finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Khakhold throws a hook to the side of Ho's head but Ho sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Khakhold lands a jab.
Khakhold's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Ho swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ho throws a leg kick
and Khakhold counters with a takedown into side control.
Ho bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Khakhold takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Khakhold looks to score with a jab to the body but Ho is just out of range.
Khakhold throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ho looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Khakhold swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Ho appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Khakhold moves out of range of the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Phat Ho dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Khakhold avoids the body shot from Ho.
Ho moves out of range as Khakhold strikes.
Ho scores with a hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Khakhold. Ho does a little dance to reset his feet.
Khakhold moves away from the strike by Ho.
Ho swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Khakhold.
Ho moves out of range as Khakhold strikes.
Khakhold chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ho can pounce on him.
Khakhold shoots in but Ho avoids the takedown attempt easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ho fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Khakhold checks it well.
Ho lands a nice shot that snaps Khakhold's head back.
Khakhold jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A cross from Khakhold lands.
Khakhold scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Khakhold tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ho was well out of range. Poor timing from Khakhold.
Ho throws a shot from downtown. Khakhold moves away and avoids it.
Khakhold looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Khakhold throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Ho swings widly with a right hand
enabling Khakhold to counter with a crisp jab.
A combination from Khakhold does no damage.
Khakhold swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Ho counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Khakhold takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Ho throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ho scores with a jab. Khakhold acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ho.
Khakhold avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Ho throws out a leg kick but Khakhold moves out of range and Ho only half commits.
Khakhold walks into a straight right hand from Ho.
Khakhold takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Khakhold throws a leg kick
and Ho connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Khakhold lands with a right hand.
Ho takes one to the side of the head.
Khakhold moves to clinch but Ho breaks away
and Ho counters with a stiff right hand.
Ho tries to work over Khakhold's front leg with a kick but Khakhold checks it.
Khakhold takes a swing at Ho's ribcage but misses.
Ho misses with an attempted mid kick.
That kick from Ho tenderised Khakhold's leg. Khakhold is trying to keep his angry face on.
Phat Ho is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Ho closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Khakhold shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Ho as he avoids it easily.
Ho is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Khakhold.
Khakhold thows a leg kick but Ho checks it
enabling Ho to counter with a crisp jab.
Ho getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Dixie Pablo Khakhold has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ho lands with a thumping leg kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ho defending well as Khakhold loads up on a big left hand.
It looked like Ho wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Ho misses with a low kick.
Khakhold with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Khakhold keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Khakhold throws a right and a left that both miss.
A little feinted left hand from Ho on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Khakhold uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ho.
Khakhold scores with a spinning back kick!
Ho throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ho blocks a low kick nicely.
Ho was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Khakhold looks to score with a jab to the body but Ho is just out of range.
Ho chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Khakhold can pounce on him.
Ho ducks under a wild hook from Khakhold.
Khakhold throws a jab when Ho was well out of range.
Ho cracks Khakhold with a good jab.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Khakhold throws a push kick but Ho slaps the foot to one side.
Ho fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Khakhold.
Khakhold takes a jab right on the kisser.
Ho paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Khakhold throws a low kick but it's checked well by Ho.
Khakhold is looking to score with low kicks.
Ho is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Khakhold misses with a right hand
and Ho cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Khakhold's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Ho connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Khakhold scrambles back to his feet.
Khakhold takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Decent striking displayed by Ho there.
Khakhold tries to land a front kick but Ho steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Khakhold connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Khakhold shoots in for a takedown but Ho shows good takedown defense.
Phat Ho has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dixie Pablo Khakhold.
Khakhold scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
And that's the end of the fight!
Phat Ho showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Ho, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:28
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Phat Ho!
During a confident post fight interview, Phat Ho thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
The defeated Dixie Pablo Khakhold had this to say: 'My wife's gonna cuck me with my opponent all week'.
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hype
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