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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Floppy Dick (ranked 2889 p4p, 404 weight class) and Caitlyn Jenner (ranked 2423 p4p, 354 weight class). Caitlyn Jenner is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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214 lbs
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207 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Decent wrestler
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Floppy Dick!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Caitlyn Jenner!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick circles away from the clinch attempt
letting Dick counter with a right hand.
Jenner looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Jenner darts in trying to clinch
and Dick counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jenner fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dick tries to keep at a distance but Jenner has taken the fight into the clinch.
Jenner is trying to pull guard but Dick turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Dick breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jenner moves to clinch but Dick breaks away
letting Dick counter with a right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jenner closes the distance but Dick moves to the side
and Dick counters with a stiff right hand.
Dick keeps the fight on the outside.
Dick has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Men Only. No Liberals ! in the buildup to the fight.
Jenner moves into the clinch.
Jenner jumps guard but Dick stands there with Jenner around his waist. Jenner gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jenner tries to close the distance and clinch but Dick swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dick throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Jenner stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dick connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Jenner! He's out on his feet! Dick rushes in and drops Jenner with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Floppy Dick!
Floppy Dick is the new light heavyweight champion!
A relieved looking Floppy Dick thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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