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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Wussy Destroyer (ranked 23632 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fun Fest (ranked 2717 p4p, 0 weight class). I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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187 lbs
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180 lbs
19 - 8 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Wussy Destroyer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Fun Fest!
The judges for this bout are Sergei Dronov, Ivan Kurochkin and Aleksandr Martynov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fest misses the shot to the body.
Fest slips a straight right by Destroyer.
Fest loads up on a big right hand but Destroyer slips the punch.
Destroyer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Destroyer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fest.
Destroyer looks to land a right hand but Fest moved out of range.
Destroyer throws a chopping leg kick but Fest manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Fest throws a body shot but no joy.
Destroyer throws a head kick that misses
and Fest counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Destroyer throws an off balance right hand
and Fest connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fest avoids the body shot from Destroyer.
Destroyer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Fest was well out of range. Poor timing from Destroyer.
Fest let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Destroyer loads up on a big right hand but Fest slips the punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fest moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fest misses with a straight right.
Destroyer misses with a right hand
letting Fest counter with a right hand.
Fest ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Destroyer moves away.
Fest moves out of range of the strikes.
Fest is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Destroyer rather than just go for the knockout.
Fest ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A punch lands to the side of Fest 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fest throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Destroyer with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Destroyer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fest manages to avoid it.
Fest let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Destroyer misses with a hook to the body
and Fest connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Destroyer blocks a body shot from Fest.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destroyer has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Fest misses with a hook from the clinch.
Destroyer can't break the clinch.
Fest misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Destroyer.
Fest working some nice short punches in the clinch.
It looks like Wussy Destroyer has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fest tries a body shot but Destroyer blocks it.
Fest tries to throw a body punch but Destroyer avoids it by throwing Fest back against the cage.
Fest lands a knee to the head.
Destroyer is trying to break free.
Destroyer wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Fest misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A head punch on the inside from Fest fails to land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fest misses with the head strike.
A body shot lands from Fest.
Destroyer wants to break the clinch but can't.
Destroyer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Destroyer throws a series of punches but Fest moves out of range.
Fest jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Destroyer misses with a body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Fest! But no joy.
Destroyer rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Destroyer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Destroyer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fest misses with a looping left.
The crowd cheers as Destroyer lands an impressive looking overhand right. Fest doesn't seem phased though.
Destroyer looks to land a left hand but Fest moved out of range nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fest uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Destroyer.
A little jabbing left from Fest on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Destroyer takes a swing at Fest's ribcage but misses.
Fest forces Destroyer back against the cage and clinches.
Fest gets through Destroyer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Fest.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Destroyer wants to get back to striking at distance but Fest won't allow it.
Destroyer managing to block the knees to the body from Fest.
Fest swings wildly with an uppercut but Destroyer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fest lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Fest keeps control of Destroyer as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Fest lands a left hand.
A short right from Fest.
Fest lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fun Fest dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Wussy Destroyer's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!
Destroyer connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Fest throws out a loose jab but Destroyer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Destroyer tries to counter by clinching up but Fest breaks away and moves out of range.
Destroyer throws a jab when Fest was well out of range.
Fest takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Destroyer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fest.
Destroyer lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Wussy Destroyer is winning the standup battle so far.
Destroyer misses with a hook
letting Fest counter with a right hand.
Fest just misses with a punch to the body.
A swing and a miss from Destroyer.
Fest has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Destroyer scores with a body shot.
A punch combination from Destroyer misses.
Fest looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Destroyer misses with a hook. Fest ducked under it nicely.
Destroyer loads up on a big right hand but Fest slips the punch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fest moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fest punishes Destroyer's body with a nice straight punch.
Destroyer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fest's head.
Destroyer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Destroyer scores with a hook to the body. Fest takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Fest lands with a straight right. Destroyer didn't see that one coming.
Destroyer misses with a hook
and Fest cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Destroyer looks to land a left hand but Fest moved out of range nicely.
Fest let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
The fighters circling - Destroyer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Destroyer lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Fest ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Fest doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Destroyer tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destroyer throws a big shot that misses.
Destroyer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fest clinches.
Fest lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Fest in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Fest goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Fest lands with a short shot to the head.
I was talking to Destroyer's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Fest misses with a hook from the clinch.
Fest unloads a knee to the mid-section.
A head punch on the inside from Fest fails to land.
Destroyer is looking to break free of the clinch but Fest has double underhooks.
Fest lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Fest.
Fest misses with the head strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destroyer working hard to break the clinch.
Fest scores with a nice hook to the head.
Fest pushes Destroyer back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Fest makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Fest presses Destroyer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Fest connects with a nasty looking knee right to Destroyer's face.
Wussy Destroyer's cut is getting worse.
A short right from Fest on the inside.
Fest's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Fest lands a right hand.
Fest doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Destroyer wants to break free but Fest has control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fest misses with a body punch.
Fest tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Fest controlling the action here for a moment.
Fest throws a head punch that misses.
Fest working Destroyer over with knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Destroyer takes a shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Fest lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Destroyer backwards.
Fest throws an elbow that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Fest.
Destroyer is rocked!
Fest gets through Destroyer's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Oh Destroyer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fest throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Fun Fest showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Wussy Destroyer's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Destroyer throws a jab but it's blocked by Fest.
Destroyer seems to have got his legs back now.
Destroyer throws a jab but it's blocked by Fest.
Destroyer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fest moves away.
Fest tries to counter with a clinch but Destroyer shakes him off and moves away.
Destroyer throws a looping overhand right but Fest ducks down to avoid it.
Fest looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Destroyer throws a right hand that misses
and Fest counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Fest.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fest creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fest effectively controlling the action here.
Fest working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Destroyer is trying to break free.
Destroyer wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Destroyer letting Fest take a breather here.
Fest scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fest lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Still in the clinch, Fest scores with a nice short uppercut.
Fest lands with a light punch inside.
Fest has a couple of punches blocked by Destroyer.
Fest misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Fest creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Fest dips a shoulder and cracks Destroyer with a mighty uppercut! Destroyer falls back against the cage and Fest unloads with a barrage of strikes! Destroyer is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Fest screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fun Fest!
Fun Fest took some time post fight to say the following; 'Tell your brother I said hello.'.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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