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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 350 p4p, 16 weight class) and David Tua (ranked 913 p4p, 29 weight class). SissyPants comes to the cage accompanied by Scooters. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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235 lbs
17 - 9 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
22 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, David Tua !
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Chris Downing.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tua tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. SissyPants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Tua fails in his attempt to clinch.
Tua lands a high kick!
Tua scores with a sloppy right hand. SissyPants should have avoided that one.
SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Tua .
SissyPants takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
SissyPants works Tua 's body with a nice hook.
SissyPants throws a right hand that misses
and Tua cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tua gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
SissyPants seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
SissyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tua .
SissyPants lands a big right hand that sends Tua crashing to the mat! SissyPants stays standing though and waves Tua back to his feet!
Tua is rocked!
It looks like David Tua has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Tua throws a hook but SissyPants blocks it.
Tua is still on wobbly legs! Can SissyPants finish him?
David Tua seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
SissyPants moves out of range of the body kick from Tua .
A swing and a miss from SissyPants.
Tua avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tua seems to have recovered his senses.
SissyPants drops Tua with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Tua looks back up at him and smiles so SissyPants waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.
Tua changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tua leaves his chin hanging out and SissyPants seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Tua crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:08 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). FannyPack SissyPants!
FannyPack SissyPants retains his super heavyweight title!
FannyPack SissyPants gave a mention to Urban Fighter in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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