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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between frank wank (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and rock bottom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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245 lbs
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223 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, frank wank!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, rock bottom!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, William Peck and Steve Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
bottom works over wank's head and body with a nice combination.
wank looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
bottom changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. wank tries to avoid it but bottom manages to keep hold of a leg and drag wank to the ground. wank escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
wank misses with a kick to the body.
A punch combination from bottom misses.
bottom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but wank paws at him with a jab and circles away.
bottom tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but wank swivels and escapes.
bottom tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but wank paws at him with a jab and circles away.
wank swats away the attempt to clinch by bottom.
Horrible takedown by bottom or perhaps it was just good defense by wank which made him look bad.
frank wank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of rock bottom.
wank shoots in and drives through. bottom sprawls well.
bottom misses with a body kick.
bottom doesn't manage to clinch there - wank circles away.
wank throws a hook but bottom blocks it.
bottom shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has wank pinned against the cage. wank gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
No joy there for wank, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bottom throws a right and a left that both miss.
bottom drives through with a takedown into guard.
bottom slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
bottom gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
wank slips a jab and a cross from bottom.
bottom gets the takedown into side control.
A control attempt from wank but he's now mounted!
bottom tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
wank could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
wank is trying to escape the mount.
bottom landing strikes, looking to finish!
bottom with a couple of short strikes.
wank is trying to escape the mount.
bottom looking to control and managing it successfully.
bottom raining down shots from the mount!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
bottom controlling the pace for now.
bottom lands a big elbow.
bottom looking to control and managing it successfully.
bottom lands a big elbow.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
bottom lands with some strikes.
bottom content just to control the position here.
wank wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
wank is looking to improve his position but bottom isn't that keen on the idea.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
rock bottom dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
bottom fails with an attempt to clinch.
No luck for bottom with that takedown attempt.
bottom throws a right hand that wank ducks under and follows up with a left that wank also avoids with ease.
A head kick misses from bottom.
wank dodges the punch combination from bottom.
bottom will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
bottom lands a slapping body shot.
bottom shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has wank pinned against the cage. wank gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
frank wank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of rock bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
bottom stuffs the takedown.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
bottom throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bottom swats away the attempt to clinch by wank.
bottom throws a leg kick but wank sees it coming and checks it nicely.
wank throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and bottom counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
bottom advances to half guard.
wank is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
wank moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
bottom trying to control the position from guard on top but wank is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
wank keeping full guard, as bottom tries to pass.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
wank has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but bottom has passed into side control.
wank is trying to get back to half guard.
bottom is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt wank will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
bottom cracks wank with a big right hand but wank just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
wank looks to move to half guard but instead bottom has passed into mount! Damn!
The referee warns wank that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
wank is trying to get back to his feet but can't.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
wank is wriggling around trying to escape.
bottom takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
wank wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
bottom sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
wank really wants to buck bottom off and get back to his feet.
And that�s the end of the round � the fighters go back to their corners.
rock bottom showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
bottom shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in wank's guard.
bottom decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on wank, up you get!
bottom fails with an attempt to clinch.
bottom looks to clinch
and wank counters with a single leg into guard. bottom didn't expect that.
wank has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of bottom is proving hard to escape from.
bottom is looking to stand up but wank isn't so interested in that idea.
wank trying to stand up but can't free himself from bottom's guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
bottom keeping full guard, as wank tries to pass.
wank is looking to work some ground and pound but bottom has wrist control.
wank wants to stand and escape but instead bottom has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
wank is looking to stand up but bottom isn't so interested in that idea.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
bottom shoots for a takedown but wank saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by wank!
wank keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
wank stuffs the takedown.
frank wank has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of rock bottom.
wank moves into range and connects with a jab.
wank closes the distance and clinches up with bottom, looking for a takedown. wank pushes bottom against the cage but bottom circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
wank takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
wank misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
bottom misses with a takedown attempt - wank sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
bottom misses with a double jab
and wank counters with a left to the body.
bottom shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting wank counter with a right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
bottom tries a head kick but it misses.
bottom shoots and misses
and wank counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by wank.
wank stalling in the clinch.
bottom stalling in the clinch but wank improves position.
wank escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
wank throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent bottom stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
bottom instigates a clinch.
wank breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
bottom throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
wank fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
bottom fails in his attempt to clinch.
bottom doesn't succeed with the takedown
and wank counters with a takedown into side control.
bottom wants to control but wank postures up.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
wank advances to full mount.
wank can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as bottom is looking to escape.
rock bottom has got the better of the ground game so far.
bottom throwing hammer fists to the chest of wank. What's that going to do exactly?
rock bottom is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
bottom wants to hold on but wank pushes him away.
frank wank has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
bottom is trying to stand up.
And that's the end of the fight!
frank wank showed his dominance in that final round.
I think bottom has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 28:29
Judge William Peck scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... rock bottom!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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