PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Buster Hymen (ranked 1406 p4p, 67 weight class) and Rocky McColgan (ranked 3096 p4p, 69 weight class). Hymen comes into the arena with Mean Mothrfucker Blues blaring out of the sound system. McColgan comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Gael kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Hymen
vs
McColgan

198 cm
43
274 lbs
36 - 11 - 1

190 cm
40
244 lbs
33 - 10 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Granite chin

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

King Nutrition
Juggernaut And Gladiators(90% Laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 36 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Buster Hymen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rocky McColgan!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Aafke Stam and Paul Aken.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Hymen gets tackled into the cage by McColgan. McColgan maintains the clinch.
Hymen tries to break free but McColgan pushes him back against the cage.
McColgan lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hymen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Good body shot from McColgan.
McColgan tries a body shot but Hymen blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hymen.
McColgan holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Hymen is trying to force a seperation but McColgan has the dominant position.
Hymen swings wildly with an uppercut but McColgan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hymen is looking to break free of the clinch but McColgan has double underhooks.
McColgan misses with a punch on the inside.
Hymen working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hymen tries to circle away but McColgan has him pinned against the cage.
McColgan keeps control of Hymen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McColgan.

Hymen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Hymen has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Hymen takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Hymen throws a hook but McColgan blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McColgan scores with a punch to the head.
McColgan tries to clinch but Hymen is having none of it.
Hymen swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

McColgan gets in close and instigates a clinch.
McColgan lands a hook to the side of the head.
Hymen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McColgan has him pressed against the cage.
Hymen is looking to break free of the clinch but McColgan has double underhooks.
Hymen can't break the clinch.
Hymen tries to break free but McColgan pushes him back against the cage.

Hymen breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
McColgan tries to close the distance and clinch up but Hymen swats him away and circles back towards the center.

McColgan clinches with his opponent.
McColgan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McColgan stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Hymen misses with some punches.
Hymen tries to circle away but McColgan has him pinned against the cage.
Hymen is trying to break the clinch but McColgan has him pressed against the cage.
Hymen misses with a punch on the inside.
Hymen trying to stall but McColgan improves his position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hymen being controlled against the cage.
Hymen looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
McColgan has Hymen pressed against the cage, preventing Hymen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
McColgan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
McColgan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hymen tries to break the clinch but McColgan is controlling the position.
McColgan blocks a punch to the side of the head.

Hymen breaks from the clinch.
McColgan tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Hymen counters with a straight right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
No joy there for Hymen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
McColgan ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hymen moves away.

McColgan moves into the clinch.

Hymen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Hymen swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hymen throws an off balance right hand
and McColgan counters with a stiff right hand.
Hymen walks into a jab.

McColgan clinches with his opponent.
Hymen misses with some punches.

Hymen's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

McColgan moves into range and clinches up with Hymen.
Hymen is trying to break the clinch but McColgan is controlling him.
McColgan leaning against his opponent.
Hymen lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A bit of stalling here from McColgan.

Hymen breaks the clinch.

McColgan instigates a clinch.
McColgan's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

Hymen pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
McColgan wants to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hymen lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hymen misses with a body shot.
It seemed like McColgan was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hymen takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

McColgan instigates a clinch.
Hymen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hymen blocking some punches.
Hymen is trying to break free.

Hymen escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McColgan tries to clinch up.
Hymen throws a counter high kick but McColgan was just alert enough to avoid it.
Sloppy strikes from Hymen. Those never looked like landing.
McColgan tries to close the distance and clinch but Hymen swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McColgan will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rocky McColgan dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Hymen ducks under a wild hook from McColgan.
Hymen circles away from the clinch attempt
and McColgan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Hymen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
McColgan avoids the head kick by Hymen.
McColgan scores with a spinning back kick!
McColgan moves in looking to clinch but Hymen pushes him off.
No joy there for Hymen, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fight stays on the outside here - McColgan looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

McColgan gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Hymen has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hymen blocks a punch to the side of the head.
McColgan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hymen lands an uppercut.
McColgan is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McColgan.
Hymen is looking to break free of the clinch but McColgan has double underhooks.
Hymen wants to break the clinch but can't.
McColgan fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Hymen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hymen swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hymen wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McColgan has him pressed against the cage.
Rocky McColgan seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Hymen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hymen is trying to break the clinch but McColgan is controlling him.
Hymen is trying to break the clinch but McColgan has him pressed against the cage.

Hymen breaks the clinch.
McColgan keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Hymen scores with a jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

McColgan moves into the clinch successfully.
A short uppercut from McColgan.
McColgan slowing the pace effectively.
Hymen wants to break the clinch but can't.
McColgan has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Hymen working some nice short punches in the clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for McColgan.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McColgan lands a left hand that snaps the head of Hymen backwards.
McColgan pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hymen misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from McColgan fails to land.
McColgan is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
McColgan lands a right hand.
McColgan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hymen working aggressively here.
McColgan stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
McColgan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hymen.
Hymen is trying to break free.
Hymen being controlled against the cage.
McColgan scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Hymen is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

Hymen manages to break the clinch.
McColgan jabs Hymen right on the nose. Hymen blinks but takes it well.
McColgan looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

McColgan has Hymen up against the cage in a clinch.
McColgan can't find room to land a body shot as Hymen controls the action.
McColgan lands an uppercut.
McColgan stalling the fight.
Hymen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
A nice left hand lands by McColgan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hymen manages to break the clinch.
Good standup being displayed there by McColgan as he connects with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

McColgan drops Hymen with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Hymen looks back up at him and smiles so McColgan waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Hymen is rocked!
Hymen misses the jab.

McColgan forces Hymen back against the cage and clinches.
Hymen is looking to break free of the clinch but McColgan has double underhooks.
McColgan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
McColgan lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
McColgan misses with a punch on the inside.
McColgan slowing the pace effectively.
McColgan lands with a light punch inside.
McColgan lands a left hand.
McColgan misses with a body punch.
A short right from McColgan on the inside.
Good body shot from McColgan.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Hymen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hymen wants to break the clinch but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rocky McColgan showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

McColgan moves in looking to clinch but Hymen pushes him off.
Hymen throws a sloppy head kick and McColgan moves out of range easily.
Rocky McColgan seems to be getting the better of the standup.
McColgan lands with a thumping leg kick.
Hymen sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.

McColgan clinches up with Hymen and pushes him back against the cage.
Hymen letting McColgan take a breather here.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by McColgan as Hymen tries to tie him up.
McColgan slows down the pace here.
A short right from McColgan.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McColgan blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hymen can't break the clinch.
Hymen is looking to break free of the clinch but McColgan has double underhooks.

Hymen manages to break the clinch.
McColgan's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and McColgan duly obliges.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McColgan scores with a jab to the head.
McColgan tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Hymen paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hymen is looking to counter with head kicks.
McColgan has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Hymen finds it's way round the side to connect with McColgan's head.
McColgan is looking to clinch.
Hymen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hymen misses with a wild combination.
A little jabbing left from McColgan on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

McColgan has Hymen up against the cage in a clinch.
Hymen wants to get back to striking at distance but McColgan won't allow it.
A quick uppercut on the inside from McColgan.
Hymen has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
McColgan lands a hook that snaps the head of Hymen backwards.
McColgan lands a shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short left from McColgan.
Hymen is trying to break the clinch but McColgan is controlling him.
McColgan throws a head punch that misses.
McColgan lands a left hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hymen tries to circle away but McColgan has him pinned against the cage.
Hymen is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Hymen is trying to break the clinch but McColgan is controlling him.
Hymen has a couple of punches blocked by McColgan.
Hymen is trying to force a seperation but McColgan has the dominant position.
McColgan tries to stall but Hymen uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
McColgan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hymen tries to break the clinch but McColgan is controlling the position.
McColgan stalling.
McColgan keeps control of Hymen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Hymen lands a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, McColgan scores with a nice short uppercut.
McColgan swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hymen blocks an uppercut.
McColgan working some nice short punches in the clinch.
McColgan lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hymen wants to break the clinch but can't.
Hymen tries to break the clinch but McColgan is controlling the position.
Hymen lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A right hook to the body lands for McColgan.
McColgan lands a nice shot to the body.
McColgan prevents Hymen from breaking the clinch.
McColgan lands a right hand.
McColgan controlling the action here for a moment.
Hymen is trying to force a seperation but McColgan has the dominant position.
A short right from McColgan.
Hymen misses with the head strike.
Hymen misses with some punches.
Buster Hymen has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
McColgan scores with a shoulder strike.
Stalling in the clinch from McColgan.
A nice left hand lands by McColgan.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hymen wants to get back to striking at distance but McColgan won't allow it.
A short uppercut from McColgan.
McColgan lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hymen backwards.
McColgan working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McColgan keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hymen's efforts to push away.
Hymen tries to throw a body punch but McColgan avoids it by throwing Hymen back against the cage.
McColgan softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Oh Hymen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
McColgan creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Hymen with a big uppercut! Hymen tries to clinch up but McColgan pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Hymen to the mat! Hymen covers up and McColgan unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Rocky McColgan!
Post fight, Rocky McColgan stared into the camera and said 'AMERICA MOTHER FUCKER '.