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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hennan Hoyce (ranked 209 p4p, 12 weight class) and FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 53 p4p, 3 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying SissyPants's choice of entrance music: Scooters. FannyPack SissyPants has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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195 cm
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290 lbs
30 - 17 - 0 |
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194 cm
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268 lbs
26 - 7 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
30 - 17 - 0, fighting out of London, Hennan Hoyce! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
26 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FannyPack SissyPants! The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! SissyPants takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor. Hoyce loads up on a big right hand but SissyPants slips the punch. Hoyce seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym. Hoyce swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. SissyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hoyce scoring well with a low kick there.
SissyPants drops Hoyce with a big left hand and mounts him. Hoyce is in big trouble!
It looks like Hennan Hoyce has been cut. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. SissyPants controlling his opponent. Hoyce sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though. SissyPants controlling the pace. SissyPants wants to free his trapped foot but Hoyce is holding on for dear life with his legs.
That's one minute gone in the round. Hoyce is trying to control but can't.
SissyPants stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Hoyce to get to his feet. SissyPants digs a good hook to Hoyce's body.
SissyPants throws a body shot but no joy. An attempted straight right counter from Hoyce misses the target. SissyPants throws a shot from downtown. Hoyce moves away and avoids it. SissyPants has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. Hoyce misses with a jab, cross combination.
SissyPants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Hoyce slips a jab from SissyPants. SissyPants scores with a hook. SissyPants has Hoyce up against the cage in a clinch.
SissyPants lands with a good tight uppercut to the head. SissyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hoyce's elbow. SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Hoyce blocks a body shot from SissyPants. SissyPants tries to work over Hoyce's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Hoyce throws a punch but it's blocked by SissyPants. This has been an exciting period of action! A right handed body shot lands from SissyPants.
SissyPants lands with a light punch inside. Hoyce is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hoyce. SissyPants gets through Hoyce's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head. Hoyce is breathing heavily. Hoyce misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's three minutes gone in the round. SissyPants lands a body punch in the clinch. SissyPants scores with a hook to the body. SissyPants lands on the inside with an uppercut. SissyPants lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hoyce backwards. A short uppercut from SissyPants. SissyPants lands with a light punch inside.
Hoyce is rocked! SissyPants lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Hoyce to his knees! SissyPants keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants took to the microphone after his victory and thanked his sponsors, HELLBENT for their support in the buildup to the fight.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
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