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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Tyson (ranked 1642 p4p, 250 weight class) and Steve The Smiling Assassin (ranked 3039 p4p, 414 weight class). Tyson's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mary had a little lamb. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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56 - 36 - 1 |
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215 lbs
14 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
56 - 36 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Mike Tyson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Steve The Smiling Assassin!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Wagner Zegers and Albert Achterberg.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Smiling Assassin was well out of range. Poor timing from Tyson.
Tyson tries a head kick but it misses.
The Smiling Assassin staying out of range there.
The Smiling Assassin lands a slapping body shot.
The Smiling Assassin ducks under a wild hook from Tyson.
The Smiling Assassin ducks under a wild hook from Tyson.
The Smiling Assassin pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces Tyson back to the cage. The Smiling Assassin follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
The Smiling Assassin swinging wildly here.
Tyson tried to score with a low kick but The Smiling Assassin checks it.
The Smiling Assassin was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Nice uppercut there from The Smiling Assassin.
Tyson connects with a body shot.
The Smiling Assassin throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Smiling Assassin scores with a jab.
The Smiling Assassin moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Smiling Assassin looks to land a left hand but Tyson moved out of range nicely.
The Smiling Assassin buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Smiling Assassin scores with a nice body kick.
The Smiling Assassin throws a combination that misses
and Tyson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Tyson thows a leg kick but The Smiling Assassin checks it
and The Smiling Assassin counters with a left and a right that stings Tyson.
Tyson cracks a nice hook into The Smiling Assassin's ribs.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a kick to the body.
Mike Tyson is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Smiling Assassin gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Tyson.
Steve The Smiling Assassin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tyson checks the leg kick.
No joy there for The Smiling Assassin, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Tyson takes a swing at The Smiling Assassin's ribcage but misses.
The Smiling Assassin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
The Smiling Assassin lands a lovely overhand right.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
That kick from Tyson tenderised The Smiling Assassin's leg. The Smiling Assassin is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Smiling Assassin throws a leg kick which misses Tyson's front leg but catches the back leg as Tyson tries to avoid it.
Tyson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tyson avoids a punch combination nicely.
The Smiling Assassin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The Smiling Assassin swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Tyson makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The Smiling Assassin has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from The Smiling Assassin there as he acknowledges the shot.
The Smiling Assassin throws a right and a left that both miss.
The Smiling Assassin takes one to the chin there.
The Smiling Assassin connects with a right hand. Tyson shakes it off.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tyson.
Tyson looks to land a left hand but The Smiling Assassin moved out of range nicely.
The Smiling Assassin throws a combination. Tyson tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Tyson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Smiling Assassin.
The Smiling Assassin delivers a nice body kick.
The Smiling Assassin with a lazy takedown attempt
and Tyson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyson misses with a straight right.
Tyson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The Smiling Assassin is trying to counter with his kicks.
Tyson avoids the body shot from The Smiling Assassin.
Tyson throwing a counter right hand but The Smiling Assassin manages to avoid it.
Tyson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tyson gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
The Smiling Assassin postures up in Tyson's guard and throws a big left but Tyson blocks it.
The Smiling Assassin throws a big elbow that misses.
Tyson lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
The Smiling Assassin looking to control.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Smiling Assassin wants to sweep here but Tyson controlling him for the moment.
Tyson looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The Smiling Assassin is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Steve The Smiling Assassin dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Tyson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Smiling Assassin.
A slow jab from The Smiling Assassin misses its intended target.
Tyson throws an off balance right hand
and The Smiling Assassin counters with a nice uppercut.
The Smiling Assassin thows a leg kick but Tyson checks it
and Tyson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Smiling Assassin fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Tyson blocks a jab.
The Smiling Assassin throws a body shot but no joy.
A punch combination from The Smiling Assassin misses.
The Smiling Assassin throws a big shot that misses.
The Smiling Assassin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tyson manages to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A jab from The Smiling Assassin misses.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Tyson.
Tyson takes a swing at The Smiling Assassin's ribcage but misses.
The Smiling Assassin is looking for the big counter here.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a double jab
and Tyson counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Steve The Smiling Assassin seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Smiling Assassin is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Tyson throws a looping overhand right but The Smiling Assassin ducks down to avoid it.
Tyson works The Smiling Assassin's body with a nice hook.
The Smiling Assassin defending well as Tyson loads up on a big left hand.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Tyson misses with a looping right.
The Smiling Assassin shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Tyson as he jumps to the side.
Tyson looks to score with a jab to the body but The Smiling Assassin is just out of range.
Tyson thows a body kick. The Smiling Assassin tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Tyson throws a jab but it's blocked by The Smiling Assassin.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a left hand
and Tyson counters with a nice uppercut.
Tyson is looking to land body kicks.
The Smiling Assassin looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The Smiling Assassin misses with a wild combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Smiling Assassin staying out of range there.
The Smiling Assassin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A decent looking cross lands there for The Smiling Assassin.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Tyson sends The Smiling Assassin crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Tyson is motioning to the referee to let The Smiling Assassin up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Nice body kick from Tyson.
The Smiling Assassin gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Tyson counters with a right hand from hell and The Smiling Assassin is out cold! A vicious knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mike Tyson!
An out of breath Mike Tyson thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
Steve The Smiling Assassin spoke after the fight, saying 'Thank you fans for your support and Vladimir Putin for inspiring me to take shirtless photos of myself.'.
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RATING
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