PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rad Dood (ranked 3059 p4p, 274 weight class) and Zilch Filch (ranked 3315 p4p, 283 weight class). Zilch Filch has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Dood
vs
Filch

168 cm
34
152 lbs
10 - 8 - 1

174 cm
24
154 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Rad Dood!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zilch Filch!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Jorge Garcia and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Filch takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Filch throws a push kick but Dood slaps the foot to one side.
Filch uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dood.
Filch tries to land a front kick but Dood steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Dood attempts a counter takedown but Filch avoids it well and moves away.
Dood swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Filch thows a leg kick but Dood checks it
enabling Dood to counter with a crisp jab.

Dood gets the takedown into side control.
Filch tries to bench press Dood off him but Dood keeps the position.

Dood looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Filch tries to improve position but can't.
Dood is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Filch's shoulder. That is not cool.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Filch tries to improve position but can't.
Filch striking from the bottom but nothing landed.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dood is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Filch knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Filch tries to improve position but can't.
Dood slips into full mount, dodging the strikes by Filch.
Filch is desperately trying to improve his position but Dood has a good base and remains in mount.

Dood working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Dood landing shots from mount.
Filch is trying to escape the mount.
Filch regains half guard.

Dood is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Filch is just riding it out for now. Dood eventually gives up the hold.
Dood keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Filch tries to roll over but Dood keeps him under control.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Filch is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Dood's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Dood's back!
Filch missing with punches from the back.
Filch scores with strikes from the back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Filch scores with punches and elbows.
Filch lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Dood.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filch is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Dood. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
Dood has his hands over his head blocking the strikes from Filch.
Dood wants to escape the position.
Dood is covering up but some of the strikes from Filch are getting through and doing damage.
Filch is working the ground and pound here and the referee is taking a close look at Dood. He must escape soon or this one will be stopped.
Filch scores with some strikes to the side of the head there. Good, points scoring shots.
Dood tries to escape the position - he's now mounted. Is that better or worse? Hard to tell!
Filch scoring with strikes but Dood is staying in there.

Dood is rocked!
A big strike lands for Filch! That's really hurt Dood and he's turned his back - Filch keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! Filch jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zilch Filch!
A relieved looking Zilch Filch thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.